The Good Ship Misery is a song from The Pebble and the Penguin sang by the Company.
Scrawny: If you're in to pain and agony
Royal: If you love the great indoors,
All: Welcome to the Good Ship Misery,
The misery's all yours
Everyday begins with misery
All: Breakfast in a rusty cup,
Then we all get dull and miserable,
And then we all throw up
The boots have got the place so hot,
That to your spot you've got the rock and roll
Royal: There's never sun!
Chinstrap: The rats have run!
Scrawny: Does anyone remember fun?
Scrawny: Just thought I'd ask!
Chinstraps: If you're thinking this could never be
If you're thinking it's the Ritz
Scrawny: (Fat chance!),
All: Sorry, but the Good Ship Misery...
King: Is a reality,
All: Hubie, baby, this is the pits!
King: You sit and think and pray you'll sink,
Royal: Your muscles shrink,
Scrawny: You start to stink,
Chinstraps: And when they cough that slimy slop and drop a glop of some on top
All: Everyday's a total tragedy
Then the days begin to blow,
Getting bored aboard the misery
King: Is a redundancy,
Scrawny: Is everybody miserable?
Chinstrap: Now you're talkin',
All: Yes, sir!
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