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The Good Ship Misery is a song from The Pebble and the Penguin sang by the Company.
Lyrics[]
Magellanic penguin#2: Welcome aboard, Hubie.
Although, "welcome"
probably isn't
the appropriate word.
Magellanic penguin#1: Outrage!
That's the appropriate word.
Magellanic penguin#2: Yes.
King: Abomination.
Chinstraps: The indignity.The indignity.
Scrawny: The horror.
Scrawny: If you
're in to pain and agony
Chinstraps: (Agony)
Royal: If you love the great indoors,
All: Welcome to the Good Ship Misery,
The misery's all yours
Everyday begins with misery
Chinstraps: (Misery)
All: Breakfast in a rusty cup,
Then we all get dull and miserable,
And then we all throw up
The boots have got the place so hot,
That to your spot you've got a rot and WHOA!
Royal: There's never sun!
Chinstrap: The rats have run!
Scrawny: Does anyone remember fun?
All: NO!
Scrawny: Just thought I'd ask!
Chinstraps: If you're thinking this could never be...
(Think again!)
If you're thinking it's the Ritz...
Scrawny: (Fat chance!)
All: Sorry, but the Good Ship Misery...
King: ...is a reality!
Scrawny: (What?!)
All: Hubie, baby, this is the pits!
King: You sit and think,
Magellanics: And pray we'll sink,
Royal: Your muscles shrink,
Scrawny: You start to stink,
Chinstraps: And EW!
And when they plop that slimy slop and drop a glop of some on top
It's WHEW!
All: Everyday's a total tragedy
(Tragedy)
Then the days begin to blur
Getting bored aboard the Misery...
King: ...is a redundancy!
All: (What?!)
Scrawny: Is everybody miserable?!
Chinstrap: Now you're talkin'...
All: Yes, sir!
| The Pebble and the Penguin |
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 Characters: Hubie | Marina | Rocko | Drake | Petra, Timmy, and Beany | Gwynne | Priscilla | Pola | King | Scrawny | Royal | The Chinstraps | The Magellanics | Leopard Seal | Sailors | Orcas Songs: Now and Forever | Sometimes I Wonder | The Good Ship Misery | Don't Make Me Laugh | Looks Like I Got Me a Friend |