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"Itchin' and a-Twitchin'" is a song featured in "Dog Eat Dog." It is sung by Charlie B. Barkin on lead, with Itchy in the background.

Lyrics

Charlie: My girl's a collie named Molly, three years old.
She keeps me hangin', she treats me cold.
She brings me twice the misery of a case of fleas.
I call her up and holler, "Please, honey, plea-hea-hease!"

I'm itchin' for you to treat me right.
Twitchin' in all my dreams at night.
I can't sleep
'Cause I-I keep
(Itchy: *spoken* Why, why?)
Charlie & Itchy: Itchin' and a twitchin'.
(Other Dogs: Itchin' and a twitchin'.)

Charlie: Round 1 a.m., I saw you jump back over the gate.
Where had you been, girl, out that late?
You said it was the groomers. Now, that cannot be true.
You had your collar on backwards and your fur was muddy too-oo-oo-oo!

I'm itchin' for you to treat me right.
Twitchin' in all my dreams at night.
I can't sleep
'Cause I-I keep
Charlie & Itchy: Itchin' and a twitchin'.
(Other Dogs: Itchin' and a twitchin'.)

Charlie: Now you know a dog is supposed to beg, don't ya?
If I had knees, honey, oh, I'd be down on them, right now!
Have mercy!

I whimper like a puppy when you cross your paws that way.
(Itchy: *spoken* Listen to him!)
Charlie: I shiver, I quiver, I shake all over
Every time I hear you say-ay...

Itchy: *spoken* Oh, this poor dog... is... sufferin', I tell ya!

Charlie: Oh, I'm itchin' for you to treat me right.
Twitchin' in all my dreams at night.
I can't sleep
(Itchy: *spoken* Why? Why?)
'Cause I keep
Charlie & Itchy: Itchin' and a twitchin'.
(Other Dogs: Itchin' and a twitchin'.)

I'm itchin'...
Other Dogs: ... for you to treat me right.
Charlie: Twitchin'...
Other Dogs: ... in all my dreams at night.
Charlie: I can't sleep (ITCHY: *spoken* Why?)
Charlie: 'Cause I keep (ITCHY: *spoken* Huh?)
Itchin' and a twitchin'.
(Other Dogs: Itchin' and a twitchin'.)
Itchin' and a twitchin'.
(Other Dogs: Itchin' and a twitchin'.)

Itchy: *spoken* Ooh. I'm so Itchy.


All Dogs Go to Heaven
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Media: All Dogs Go to Heaven | All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 | All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series | An All Dogs Christmas Carol

Characters: Charlie B. Barkin | Itchy Itchiford | Carface Carruthers | Killer | Annabelle | Anne-Marie | Flo | King Gator | Harold | Kate | Sasha La Fleur | David | Red | Belladonna | Bess | Carface's Minions | Thom and Claire

Songs: You Can't Keep a Good Dog Down | Let Me Be Surprised | What's Mine Is Yours | Let's Make Music Together | Hallelujah | Love Survives | It's Too Heavenly Here | Count Me Out | It Feels So Good To Be Bad | On Easy Street | I Will Always Be With You | A Little Heaven | Be Your Own Dog | The Perfect Dog | Take the Easy Way Out | It's Gotta Come from the Heart | Itchin' and a-Twitchin' | When We Hear a Christmas Carol | Puppyhood | I Always Get Emotional at Christmas Time | Clean Up Your Act

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