Don't Make Me Laugh

Don't make me Laugh is a song from The Pebble and the Penguin. It is sung by Drake, who is trying to force Marina to love him or face the consequences if Marina refuses. His minions provide the laughing cues for their master.

Lyrics

Don't make me laugh!
Don't make me laugh!
My funny friend,
Don't make me bend in half!

Don't be a card, babe,
Don't mess with Drake!
 
Don't make me laugh so hard that you begin to ache!
Don't make me laugh,

Don't pull my leg,
May I suggest you would do best to beg!

If you say, "No", miss,
If you refuse,
This is your notice that I refuse to lose

Say, "Yes", my love, and go with a winner
Believe me: that would be wiser

Say, "No", poor dove and you're a shark's dinner
And Hubie's the appetizer

Get the picture?
Don't make me laugh,
Or slap my knee

I'm no hyena,
So Marina,
What'll it be?

Right this way to the Drake Estate, or write your epitaph?
You choose your fate,
Don't make me wait,
And baby... don't make me laugh!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!