Count Me Out

If you've got romance on your mind
If you'd like to stroll hand in hand
If you want to cuddle in the moonlight
And whisper, "aint love grand"

If you want someone to buy that sweet talk
That you guys all love to spout

Baby, count me out

If you want to dance cheek to cheek
Then go home and talk all night long

If you want to send somebody flowers
And share a stupid song

If you want a woman who believes that
You're what her life's all about

Baby, count me out

I've been there
I've done that

Its nowhere
Its old hat
Forget those thoughts
You're thinking, mister
And just regard me as your sister

If you want to send valentines
If you want to write poetry

Here's a little change;
Go call somebody

Who doesn't look like me

And if you've got plans to fall in love
Without a shadow of a doubt
Baby, count me out

That's what I said
I said baby,

Count me out

Hound dog