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+ | (''A film starts with a sign reads "Goldcrest Presents" before fading to underground tunnel with a tapping noise is heard'') |
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− | <nowiki> </nowiki>All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) Movie Script |
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+ | '''Male voice-over: '''Itchy, A few more degrees to the left! Now! Tap! (''the screen fades to black'') No, no! Your other left! That's it! Keep coming, keep coming! You're almost through! |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' (''voice-over'') Du-ha.... |
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− | ::Itchy, |
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+ | |||
− | ::A few more degrees |
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+ | (''the screen fades to the different side of the tunnel before it fades to black again which it reveals "A Sullivan Bluth Ireland Ltd. Production"'') |
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− | ::to the left! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Now! |
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+ | '''Male voice-over: ''' Itchy, what is it? |
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− | ::Tap! |
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+ | |||
− | ::No, no! |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' (''voice-over'') Idgi...idgi...ho... |
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− | ::Your other left! |
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+ | |||
− | ::That's it! |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' (''voice-over'') Idgi...how... |
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− | ::Keep coming, |
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+ | |||
− | ::keep coming! |
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+ | '''Male voice-over:''' Well, don't stop now. |
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− | ::You're almost through! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Yow... |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' Hi...yee...idihominee... ah...AH...CHOO! |
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− | ::itchy, what is it? |
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+ | |||
− | ::Idgi...idgi...ho... |
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+ | '''Male voice-over:''' (''dryly'') Terrific. |
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− | ::are you ok? |
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+ | |||
− | ::Idgi...how... |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' (''voice-over'') I'm sorry, boss. I got dirt in my nose. Di...di...ow... |
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− | ::well, |
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+ | |||
− | ::don't stop now. |
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+ | '''Male voice-over:''' You gonna do it again? |
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− | ::Hi...yee...idihominee... |
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+ | |||
− | ::ah...ah...choo! |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' (''as the screen flicks on by a light to reveal Itchy, who is a dachshund'') Doh...stand back. I...eee... feel... (''the light flick to black'') another... (''light flicks back on'') eee...eee... (''flicks off'') AH-CHOO!!! |
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− | ::Terrific. |
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+ | |||
− | ::I'm sorry, boss. |
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+ | (''The llight flicks back on to see Itchy zips forward to the nearby pipe'') |
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− | ::I got dirt |
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+ | |||
− | ::in my nose. |
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+ | '''Male voice-over:''' Itchy, you're a genius! |
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− | ::Di...di...ow... |
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+ | |||
− | ::you going to |
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+ | (''flicks back to black'') |
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− | ::do it again? |
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+ | |||
− | ::Doh...stand back. |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' (''voice-over'') Thanks,boss. |
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− | ::I...eee... |
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+ | |||
− | ::feel...another... |
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+ | '''Male voice-over:''' I'm glad to see you. (''the sign on screen appears and reads "A Don Bluth Film"'') Where are you? (''bumps to something'') Ow! What was that? |
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− | ::eee...eee... |
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+ | |||
− | ::ah-Choo! |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' (''voice-over'') Adga--Ooh. It's a pipe. (''a light flick on where we see Itchy moves a light on his hat up and down behind a pipe'') Here I am, Charlie. You're okay? |
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− | ::Itchy, |
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+ | |||
− | ::you're a genius! |
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+ | '''Charlie:''' (''voice-over'') Shh! Shh! Shh! I'm okay. |
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− | ::Thanks, boss. |
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+ | |||
− | ::I'm glad to see you. |
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+ | (''the screen fades back to black for a second until it, again, fades back where Itchy turns on the TBD to cut through a metal pipe'') |
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− | ::Where are you? |
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+ | |||
− | ::Ow! What was that? |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' Where are you? |
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− | ::Adga--Ooh. It's a pipe. |
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+ | |||
− | ::Here I am, Charlie. |
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+ | '''Charlie:''' Aah! No! Don't! Don't! Put that out. (''Itchy turns off the TBD off as the screen'' ''fades to black'') What, are you trying to kill me? |
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− | ::You ok? |
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+ | |||
− | ::Shh! Shh! Shh! I'm ok. |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' (''voice-over before it fades to It Itchy holding up a TBD'') I'm so sorry, boss, but the pipe-- Here, let me try this. |
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− | ::Where are you? |
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+ | |||
− | ::Aah! No! |
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+ | '''Charlie:''' Carefully, Itchy. I think that might be a water main. |
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− | ::Put that out. |
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+ | |||
− | ::What, are you |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' No, Charlie. Water mains are green. This is red. |
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− | ::trying to kill me? |
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+ | |||
− | ::I'm so sorry, boss, |
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+ | '''Charlie:''' You're color-blind. You've always been color-blind. |
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− | ::but the pipe-- |
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+ | |||
− | ::Here, let me try this. |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' That's true, but this is green. |
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− | ::I think that might be |
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+ | |||
− | ::a water main. |
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+ | '''Charlie:''' It's red. |
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− | ::No, Charlie. |
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+ | |||
− | ::Water mains are green. |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' Red? (''starts drilling as the water explodes out of the main, causing a huge fountain of water spreading all over the dog pound'') |
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− | ::This is red. |
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+ | |||
− | ::You're colour-blind. You've |
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+ | '''Man 1:''' (''voice-over'') Busted water main! |
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− | ::always been colour-blind. |
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+ | |||
− | ::That's true, |
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+ | '''Man 2:''' (''voice-over'') Hit the lights! |
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− | ::but this is green. |
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+ | |||
− | ::It's red. |
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+ | '''Man 3:''' (''voice-over'') Call command central! |
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− | ::Red? |
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+ | |||
− | ::Busted water main! |
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+ | (''Underground, everything is shaking and the title wave of water comes down towards Charlie and Itchy'') |
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− | ::Hit the lights! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Call command central! |
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− | : |
+ | '''Itchy:''' Ooh! Look out! |
+ | |||
− | ::Shine the light |
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+ | (''two'' ''runs from the title wave before the camera then cuts back to the pound where searchlights randomly moves around to investigate'') |
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− | ::over there! |
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+ | |||
− | ::No, over there! |
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+ | '''Man 1:''' (''voice-over'') Shine the light over there! No, over there! |
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− | ::Aah! Itchy! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Oh, whoa! |
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+ | (''the camera cuts to Charlie and Itchy struggles to get out of the hole before a light spots them'') |
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− | ::Whoa! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Let's get out of here! |
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+ | '''Charlie:''' Aah! Itchy! |
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− | ::Sorry, Charlie. |
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+ | |||
− | ::I think-- |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' Oh, whoa! Whoa! |
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− | ::Don't think! |
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+ | |||
− | ::From now on, I'll think! |
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+ | (''gunshot. Frantically, the two dogs pops out from the hole and hides under a truck'') |
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− | ::My stuff! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Forget the stuff! |
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+ | '''Charlie:''' Let's get out of here! |
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− | ::I'll buy you more stuff! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Wait! My drill! |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' Sorry, Charlie. I think-- |
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− | ::Oh, come on! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Ooh! Itchy. |
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+ | '''Charlie:''' Don't think! From now on, ''I'll'' think! |
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− | ::Not now! Don't-- |
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+ | |||
− | ::Don't! Not now! |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' Okay, you think about-- (''gunshot at Itchy's tools'') Whoa! MY STUFF! |
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− | ::Uh! Uh! |
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+ | |||
− | ::I can't help it, Charlie. |
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+ | '''Charlie:''' Forget the stuff! I'll buy you more stuff! |
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− | ::I itch when I'm nervous! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Well, don't be nervous. |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' Wait! My drill! |
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− | ::Just scratch this. |
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+ | |||
− | ::It's not worth it |
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+ | (''but the gunshot blasts Itchy's TBD'') |
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− | ::being with you! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Pull this! |
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+ | Charlie: Oh, come on! Ooh! (''Itchy climbs under and hangs on to Charlie as he runs before Itchy looses his grip and falls down itching in a panic'') Itchy. Not now! Don't-- (''Charlie launches and grabs Itchy after dodging a gunshot'') Don't! Not now! (''he pushes Itchy for a slid before hitting a gate with tunnel underneath'') |
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− | ::Pull this! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Ah, pull this. |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' (''still scratching himself'') I can't help it, Charlie. I itch when I'm nervous! |
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− | ::Yah! Whoa! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Just a minute! |
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+ | '''Charlie:''' Well, don't be nervous. |
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− | ::Are you ok? |
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+ | |||
− | ::Come on! |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' Just scratch this. |
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− | ::You're such a grouch! |
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+ | |||
− | ::On your marks... |
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+ | (''The two dog ducks as a gunshot blasts through the gate'') |
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− | ::get set... |
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+ | |||
− | ::and they're off! |
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+ | '''Charlie:''' It's not worth it being with you! (''the duo crawls under the fance through the tunnel'') Pull this! Pull this! Ah, pull this. |
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− | ::It's a spectacular line-Up |
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+ | |||
− | ::With mighty morris |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' Yah! Whoa! Just a minute! (''finally the two climbs out to escape the pound'') Are you okay? |
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− | ::taking an early lead. |
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+ | |||
− | ::Rat o' war is second |
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+ | Charlie: Come on! |
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− | ::by a head, |
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+ | |||
− | ::And secretary rat trails |
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+ | (''Afterwards, the two dog are finally free as the ran away from the pound while dodging gunshots. After Charlie and Itchy runs away from sight, a title logo "All Dogs Go to Heaven" appears on the screen before a halo drops above the "H"'') |
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− | ::by a half. |
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+ | |||
− | ::What an amazing race, |
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+ | '''Itchy:''' (''voice-over; to Charlie'') You're such a grouch! |
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− | ::ladies and gentlemen! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Out of the turn, |
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+ | (''Then a halo drops on a logo. Meanwhile a camera cuts to a swamp and slowly pans left to an abandon ship, which is a casino'') |
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− | ::it's mighty morris, |
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+ | |||
− | ::With rat o' war |
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+ | '''Voice-over: '''On your marks? Get set..... (''gunshot as the sign reads New Orleans, Louisiana, 1939 on screen'') AND THEY'RE OFF! |
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− | ::charging up from behind. |
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+ | |||
− | ::In the second turn, |
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+ | (''The scene cuts inside the casino where we watch a group of rats, including a small rat named Squad car behind them'','' racing, by chasing a piece of cheese on the TBD and the the audience of dogs cheers and roars'') |
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− | ::Mighty morris and rat o' war |
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+ | |||
− | ::fight it out |
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+ | '''Dog Caster:''' (''fast-talking as announcing'') It's a spectacular line-up With mighty Morris taking an early lead. Rat o' war is second by a head, And secretary rat trails by a half. What an amazing race, ladies and gentlemen! Out of the turn, it's mighty Morris, With rat o' war charging up from behind. In the second turn, Mighty Morris and rat o' war fight it out While squad car trails the pack. Now it's rat o' war by a nose. Secretary rat is second by a head, With mighty Morris back at third--But wait. Squad car is making his move in the rear. He tries to the right. He tries to the left. But it's no good, folks. It's rat-Eat-Rat out there, And they're just not gonna let him through. But what's this? Squad car's coming through the middle. (''Squad car runs between those two big rats, as they then come close together to stop him'') Oh! He's caught in a pinch! Oh, my gosh! (''Squad car escapes from the pinch and went for a ride'') But now he's climbing out, And he's riding on top of cheezewhiz! (''the rats runs over the loop like a rollercoaster'') And into the loop-The-Loop, it's squad car on cheezewhiz Bringing up the rear as they enter the oil slick. (''the large rats slips on a puddle of dark tar'') Oh! Oh, my gosh! Look out! What's this? (''Squad car hops one big to another to reach the front'') Squad car playing hopscotch in the back stretch. Sixth! Fifth! Fourth! Third! I don't believe it! Into the obstacle, squad car takes the lead! So it's squad car by a length, Rat o' war second by a head, cheezewhiz moving into third. (''As the rats runs towards the mattress with springs sticking out where Squad car hops one of them to another, but getting caught by one string'') But wait a minute! He's...he's...he's... he's stuck! Squad car is stuck. (''hence the big rats hop passing Squad car'') What a nightmare! What a minute! (''Squad car grabs one of the big rat's tail'') It's squad car by a tail. Oh, my gosh! Look out! What's this? (''Squad car finally escapes as he fling himself out leaving a big rat behind on a ground, until he flies over the other big rats to the finish line before them'') It's squad car springing to the finish! (''a large paw grabs Squad car and the big rats runs also pass the finish line, where they been sent back to the cages below'') What an incredible race! (''an officer dog gave a wreath to Squad car and give him a kiss for his victory'') Squad car, rat race's shortest long shot, Takes the roses in the upset of the week. Who would have guessed? (''The dog aidance cheers and boos'') But don't go away, folks. We've got more action coming up. |
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− | ::While squad car |
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+ | |||
− | ::trails the pack. |
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+ | '''Dog 1:''' (''to another dog'') If you ask me, I think the house is rigged. |
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− | ::Now it's rat o' war |
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+ | |||
− | ::by a nose. |
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+ | '''Dog 2:''' (''sadly rip of a ticket'') That does it for me. I'm busted. |
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− | ::Secretary rat is second |
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+ | |||
− | ::by a head, |
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+ | '''Dog 3:''' This will be one To tell your grand puppies about. |
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− | ::With mighty morris |
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+ | |||
− | ::back at third--But wait. |
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+ | '''Chihuahua Gambler:''' (''happily bring his ticket to a booth'') Hee hee! I win! Hee hee! Hee hee! |
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− | ::Squad car is making his move |
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+ | |||
− | ::in the rear. |
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+ | '''Bulldog:''' (''hands a chihuahua a rotten piece of steak'') Here you go. (''chuckles'') |
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− | ::He tries to the right. |
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+ | |||
− | ::He tries to the left. |
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+ | '''Chihuahua Gambler:''' (''sniffs'') Ooh! Bad meat! |
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− | ::But it's no good, folks. |
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+ | |||
− | ::It's rat-Eat-Rat out there, |
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+ | '''Dog 4:''' (''to a ddoberman'') What's the odds on terrible tom? |
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− | ::And they're just not |
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+ | |||
− | ::gonna let him through. |
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+ | '''Doberman:''' Terrible. |
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− | ::But what's this? Squad car's |
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+ | |||
− | ::coming through the middle. |
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+ | '''Dog 4:''' Well, then, give me large mike to win. (''gets a ticket and leaves'') |
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− | ::Oh! He's caught in a pinch! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Oh, my gosh! But now |
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+ | '''Dog 5:''' (''drops a broken dog collar on a desk'') Large mike to win! |
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− | ::he's climbing out, |
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+ | |||
− | ::And he's riding |
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+ | '''Doberman:''' (''throws a collar on a floor'') No markers, tailpipe. Come back when you got some food. |
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− | ::on top of cheezewhiz! |
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+ | |||
− | ::And into the loop-The-Loop, |
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+ | Dog Caster: And they're off! It's a Rat-Eat-Rat world out there As large mike takes the lead-- |
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− | ::it's squad car on cheezewhiz |
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+ | |||
− | ::Bringing up the rear as |
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+ | Charlie: (howling) Hi, |
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− | ::they enter the oil slick. |
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+ | guys! What do you know? What do you say? |
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− | ::Oh! Oh, my gosh! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Look out! |
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+ | Itchy: What do you say? |
+ | What do you know? |
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− | ::Squad car playing hopscotch |
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+ | |||
− | ::in the back stretch. |
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+ | Charlie: Itchy, do we detect |
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− | ::Sixth! Fifth! Fourth! |
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+ | a look of surprise here? |
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− | ::Third! |
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+ | |||
− | ::I don't believe it! |
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+ | Itchy: Maybe we should go |
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− | ::Into the obstacle, |
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+ | out and come back in again. |
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− | ::squad car takes the lead! |
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+ | |||
− | ::So it's squad car |
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+ | Charlie: Ha ha ha ha! |
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− | ::by a length, |
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+ | |||
− | ::Rat o' war second by a head, |
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+ | Smiley: Charlie? Ain't you |
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− | ::cheezewhiz moving into third. |
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+ | supposed to be on death row? |
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− | ::But wait a minute! |
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+ | |||
− | ::He's...he's...he's... |
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+ | Charlie: No, I ain't |
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− | ::he's stuck! Squad car is stuck. |
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+ | supposed to be on death row. |
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− | ::What a nightmare! |
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+ | |||
− | ::It's squad car by a tail. |
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+ | Itchy: I got him out. |
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− | ::Oh, my gosh! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Look out! |
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+ | Charlie, Itchy, and the |
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− | ::What's this? |
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+ | Dogs: (sings You Can't Keep a Good Dog Down while Killer enters and saw Charlie |
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− | ::It's squad car |
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+ | and Itchy) |
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− | ::springing to the finish! |
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+ | |||
− | ::What an incredible race! |
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+ | (Meanwhile) |
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− | ::Squad car, rat race's |
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+ | |||
− | ::shortest long shot, |
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+ | Killer: It's him, boss. I |
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− | ::Takes the roses |
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+ | don't get it. Mr. Carface, I know what you're thinking, But I don't know |
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− | ::in the upset of the week. |
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+ | nothin' about this. We set him up for good. |
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− | ::Who would have guessed? |
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+ | |||
− | ::But don't go away, |
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+ | Carface: Killer, I do not |
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− | ::folks. |
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+ | wish that I should share 50% of the business with my partner Charlie. |
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− | ::We've got |
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+ | |||
− | ::more action coming up. |
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+ | Killer: You want that I |
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− | ::If you ask me, |
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+ | should go squeeze his head with the pliers? |
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− | ::I think the house |
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+ | |||
− | ::is rigged. |
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+ | Carface: Killer, that is |
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− | ::That does it for me. |
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+ | no way to treat an old friend. Friends must be handled in a friendly and |
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− | ::I'm busted. |
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+ | businesslike way. |
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− | ::This will be one |
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+ | |||
− | ::To tell |
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+ | Charlie: Carface! Ha ha |
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− | ::your grand puppies about. |
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+ | ha! Hey, Carface, you decent? Ha ha ha! |
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− | ::Hee hee! I win! |
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+ | |||
− | ::Here you go. |
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+ | Carface: Charlie! Oh, is |
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− | ::Ooh! Bad meat! |
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+ | it really you? |
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− | ::What's the odds |
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+ | |||
− | ::on terrible tom? |
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+ | Charlie: Is it really me? |
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− | ::Terrible. |
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+ | Is it really you? Hey, you've put on a little weight. I told you to stay off |
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− | ::Well, then, give me |
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+ | sweets. This place is looking okay-- A little gauche, but okay. You know, |
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− | ::large mike to win. |
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+ | partner, I'm proud of you, But the customers ain't laughin'. |
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− | ::Large mike to win! |
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+ | |||
− | ::No markers, |
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+ | Carface: Gamblers are |
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− | ::tailpipe. |
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+ | never happy, Charlie. You know that. |
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− | ::Come back when |
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+ | |||
− | ::you got some food. |
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+ | Charlie: Yeah, but I've |
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− | ::And they're off! |
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+ | been thinking. What this place needs, besides new curtains, Is some class, |
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− | ::It's a Rat-Eat-Rat world |
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+ | culture, choreography, And some influence of the theater. Dancing girls. What |
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− | ::out there |
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+ | do you say? |
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− | ::As large mike |
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+ | |||
− | ::takes the lead-- |
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+ | Carface: Charlie, times |
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− | Hi, guys! |
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+ | has changed. I've changed, you've changed. |
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− | What do you know? |
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+ | |||
− | What do you say? |
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− | What |
+ | Charlie: What are you talking |
+ | about? I haven't changed. |
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− | What do you know? |
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+ | |||
− | Itchy, do we detect |
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+ | Carface: Charlie, you |
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− | a look of surprise here? |
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+ | done time. That's not good for business. |
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− | Maybe we should go out |
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+ | |||
− | and come back in again. |
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+ | Charlie: What are you |
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− | Ha ha ha ha! |
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+ | saying? |
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− | Charlie? |
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+ | |||
− | Ain't you supposed |
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+ | Carface: You are a dog |
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− | to be on death row? |
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− | No, I ain't supposed to be |
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− | on death row. |
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− | I got him out. |
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− | # Things have changed, Charlie |
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− | e, since you've been gone # |
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− | # Life hasn't bee |
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− | n no piece of cake # |
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− | Carface ain't been |
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− | treatin' us too good. |
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− | # Things are tough, |
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− | but we carry on # |
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− | # Could you spare |
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− | a couple of bones # |
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− | # For old times' sake? # |
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− | Why settle for bones |
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− | When you can have |
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− | the whole bake? |
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− | Charlie, |
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− | you hit the jackpot! |
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− | That-A boy, Charlie. |
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− | I'm proud of you. |
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− | Charlie, tell them! |
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− | # Oh, you can't keep |
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− | a good dog down # |
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− | No, sir! |
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− | # No, you can't keep |
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− | a good dog down # |
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− | # I've seen that's |
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− | pain and hurt # right. |
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− | # I've |
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− | eaten dirt # that's true. |
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− | # It's hard to buy # |
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− | # But even I've |
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− | been jilted by a skirt # |
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− | He lies. |
||
− | # Look how |
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− | I'm still around # |
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− | Ha ha! |
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− | # 'Cause you can't keep |
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− | a good dog down # |
||
− | # You can't keep |
||
− | a good dog down # |
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− | No, you can't. |
||
− | # You can't keep |
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− | a good dog down # |
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− | Preach it, brother! |
||
− | # I've been |
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− | bought and sold # |
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− | # He's been |
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− | warm and cold # |
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− | # But 10 to 1, |
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− | I'll still be running rackets # |
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− | # When I'm old! # |
||
− | # Not in some cage |
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− | in the city pound # |
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− | # 'Cause you can't keep |
||
− | a good dog # |
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− | # Can't keep a good # |
||
− | # I say, you can't keep |
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− | a good dog down # |
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− | In him's the luck |
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− | of the Irish. |
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− | The pride |
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− | of the Germans. |
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− | Even a bit of Siam. |
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− | You see the calm |
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− | of the English. |
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− | The charm |
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− | of the Spanish. |
||
− | # A pedigree certainly |
||
− | ain't what I am # |
||
− | # So call me |
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− | a mixed-Up pup # |
||
− | You're a mixed-Up pup! |
||
− | # But the only way |
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− | this pup knows # |
||
− | # Is up # |
||
− | Ok, boys, come on. |
||
− | Help me. |
||
− | Lift him up. |
||
− | Up, up, up! |
||
− | Come on! |
||
− | # No, you can't keep a good d |
||
− | og down-Ow-Wow-Wow-Wown # |
||
− | # You can't keep a good d |
||
− | og down-Wow-Wow-Wow-Wown # |
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− | Boys! |
||
− | # He's been fat |
||
− | and thin # |
||
− | # I've been out, |
||
− | been in # |
||
− | # He tried a life |
||
− | of virtue # |
||
− | # But prefer |
||
− | a life of sin # |
||
− | # So tonight, man, |
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− | we own this town # |
||
− | # I've known hunger, |
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− | I've known thirst # |
||
− | # Lived the best |
||
− | and seen the worst # |
||
− | # But the only way I know |
||
− | to finish # |
||
− | # Is to finish first |
||
− | # So watch out |
||
− | when you hear this sound # |
||
− | # 'Cause you can't keep |
||
− | a good dog # |
||
− | # No, you can't |
||
− | keep a good dog # |
||
− | # Say, you can't keep |
||
− | a good dog down # |
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− | # You can't # |
||
− | # Keep a good dog # |
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− | # Down # |
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− | # Down # |
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− | Ha ha ha! |
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− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | It's him, boss. |
||
− | I don't get it. |
||
− | Mr. Carface, I know |
||
− | what you're thinking, |
||
− | But I don't know nothin' |
||
− | about this. |
||
− | We set him up for good. |
||
− | Killer, |
||
− | I do not wish |
||
− | that I should share |
||
− | 50% of the business |
||
− | with my partner Charlie. |
||
− | You want |
||
− | that I should go |
||
− | Squeeze his head |
||
− | with the pliers? |
||
− | Killer, that is no way |
||
− | to treat an old friend. |
||
− | Friends must be handled |
||
− | In a friendly |
||
− | and businesslike way. |
||
− | Carface! |
||
− | Carface! |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Hey, Carface, you decent? |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Charlie! |
||
− | Oh, is it |
||
− | really you? |
||
− | Is it really me? |
||
− | Is it really you? |
||
− | Hey, you've put on |
||
− | a little weight. |
||
− | I told you |
||
− | to stay off sweets. |
||
− | This place |
||
− | is looking ok-- |
||
− | A little gauche, |
||
− | but ok. |
||
− | You know, partner, |
||
− | I'm proud of you, |
||
− | But the customers |
||
− | ain't laughin'. |
||
− | Gamblers are never |
||
− | happy, Charlie. |
||
− | You know that. |
||
− | Yeah, but I've been |
||
− | thinking. |
||
− | What this place needs, |
||
− | besides new curtains, |
||
− | Is some class, |
||
− | culture, choreography, |
||
− | And some influence |
||
− | of the theater. |
||
− | Dancing girls. |
||
− | What do you say? |
||
− | Charlie, times has changed. |
||
− | I've changed, you've changed. |
||
− | What are you |
||
− | talking about? |
||
− | I haven't changed. |
||
− | Charlie, you done time. |
||
− | That's not good |
||
− | for business. |
||
− | What are you saying? |
||
− | You are a dog |
||
with a record. |
with a record. |
||
+ | |||
− | I was framed! |
||
+ | Charlie: I was framed! |
||
− | I know. You're like |
||
+ | |||
− | a brother to me. |
||
+ | Carface: I know that. |
||
− | That's why...why... |
||
+ | You're like a brother to me. That's why...why... |
||
− | why what? |
||
+ | |||
− | We need to split up |
||
+ | Charlie: Why what? |
||
− | the partnership. |
||
+ | |||
− | What? Are you |
||
+ | Carface: We need to split |
||
+ | up the partnership. |
||
+ | |||
+ | Charlie: What? Are you |
||
out of your mind? |
out of your mind? |
||
+ | |||
− | They'll be looking |
||
+ | Carface: They'll be |
||
− | for you, |
||
− | And what's the first place |
+ | looking for you, Charlie. And what's the first place they're gonna look? Here. |
+ | Here! I don't like it, Charlie, But it's for our own good. |
||
− | they're gonna look? |
||
+ | |||
− | Here. Here! |
||
+ | (Meanwhile) |
||
− | I don't like it, |
||
+ | |||
− | Charlie, |
||
+ | Carface's Men 1: Did it |
||
− | But it's |
||
+ | eat yet? |
||
− | for our own good. |
||
+ | |||
− | Did it eat yet? |
||
− | Yeah, it |
+ | Carface's Men 2: Yeah, it |
− | But how come |
+ | ate, But how come I got to feed Carface's little monster? |
+ | |||
− | i got to feed |
||
+ | Itchy: Huh! Monster! |
||
− | Carface's |
||
+ | |||
− | little monster? |
||
+ | Killer: Come on, dogs, |
||
− | Huh! Monster! |
||
+ | you've got a job to do. Carface wants you to get rid of Charlie. |
||
− | Come on, dogs, |
||
+ | |||
− | you've got a job to do. |
||
+ | Itchy: Charlie? Oh. Oh! |
||
− | Carface wants you should |
||
+ | Ooh! Ah! Charlie! They're going to kill you, Charlie! Charlie, they're going to |
||
− | get rid of Charlie. |
||
+ | kill you! |
||
− | Charlie? |
||
+ | |||
− | Oh. Oh! Ooh! Ah! |
||
− | Charlie |
+ | (Back with Charlie and |
+ | Carface) |
||
− | They're going to |
||
+ | |||
− | kill you, Charlie! |
||
+ | Carface: So, we'll set |
||
− | Charlie! |
||
+ | you up somewheres Where they don't know you. |
||
− | We'll set you up |
||
+ | |||
− | somewheres |
||
+ | Charlie: Yeah? Go on. |
||
− | Where they don't |
||
+ | |||
− | know you. |
||
+ | Carface: 50% of this is |
||
− | Yeah? Go on. |
||
+ | yours, right? Charlie, take it. You want a cut of the steaks? |
||
− | 50% of this |
||
+ | |||
− | is yours, right? |
||
− | Charlie |
+ | Charlie: T-Bones? |
+ | |||
− | You want a cut |
||
+ | Carface: Sure. |
||
− | of the steaks? |
||
+ | |||
− | T-Bones? |
||
+ | Charlie: Porterhouse. |
||
− | Sure. |
||
+ | |||
− | Porterhouse. |
||
− | And one half |
+ | Carface: And one half of |
− | + | the mignons. |
|
+ | |||
− | This is sounding better |
||
+ | Charlie: This is sounding |
||
− | all the time. |
||
+ | better all the time. |
||
− | Then it's a deal? |
||
+ | |||
− | Well... |
||
+ | Carface: Then it's a |
||
− | deal. |
||
+ | deal? |
||
− | Put her there. |
||
+ | |||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
+ | Charlie: Well... deal. |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
+ | Put her there. Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Boys, listen up! |
||
+ | |||
− | My former partner |
||
+ | Carface: Ha ha ha! Boys, |
||
− | wishes to announce |
||
− | That he is going |
+ | listen up! My former partner wishes to announce That he is going into business |
− | + | for himself. |
|
+ | |||
− | You heard the boss. |
||
+ | Killer: You heard the |
||
− | Shut up! |
||
+ | boss. |
||
− | Boys, to the mardi gras! |
||
+ | |||
− | Charlie? |
||
+ | Carface: Shut up! Boys, |
||
− | Uh, Charlie? |
||
+ | to the Mardi Gras! |
||
− | Ooh! |
||
+ | |||
− | Ouch! |
||
+ | (At the Mardi Gras) |
||
− | Watch those heels, lady. |
||
+ | |||
− | And I am sure that I speak |
||
+ | Itchy: Charlie? Uh, |
||
− | For every dog amongst us |
||
+ | Charlie? Ooh! Ouch! Watch those heels, lady. |
||
− | In wishing you |
||
+ | |||
− | the best of luck |
||
+ | (Meanwhile) |
||
− | In your new venture. |
||
+ | |||
− | And now, as a token |
||
+ | Carface: And I am sure |
||
− | of our esteem, |
||
+ | that I speak for every dog amongst us in wishing you the best of luck in your |
||
− | We are presenting to you |
||
+ | new venture. And now, as a token of our esteem, we are presenting to you this |
||
− | This lucky gold watch! |
||
− | Heh heh heh. |
+ | lucky gold watch! Heh heh heh. |
+ | |||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
+ | Charlie: Ha ha ha! Takes |
||
− | Takes a licking |
||
− | and keeps on ticking. |
+ | a licking and keeps on ticking. |
+ | |||
− | # No, you can't |
||
+ | Dogs: No, you can't keep |
||
− | keep a good dog... # |
||
+ | a good dog... |
||
− | Killer. |
||
+ | |||
− | Uh-Huh. |
||
+ | Carface: Killer. |
||
− | Take Charlie out back |
||
+ | |||
− | for the big surprise. |
||
+ | Killer: Uh-Huh. |
||
− | Surprise? |
||
+ | |||
− | What surprise, boss? |
||
+ | Carface: Take Charlie out |
||
− | The big... |
||
+ | back for the big surprise. |
||
+ | |||
+ | Killer: Surprise? What |
||
+ | surprise, boss? |
||
+ | |||
+ | Carface: The big... |
||
surprise. |
surprise. |
||
+ | |||
− | Oh, ho ho! |
||
+ | Killer: Oh, ho ho! You |
||
− | You mean... |
||
− | that surprise? |
+ | mean... that surprise? Oh... oh... |
+ | |||
− | Oh... |
||
+ | Carface: You moron. |
||
− | oh... |
||
+ | |||
− | you moron. |
||
− | + | Dogs: Doggy... |
|
+ | |||
− | Hee hee hee! |
||
+ | Charlie: Hee hee hee! |
||
− | You're |
||
− | the doggonedest pal |
+ | You're the doggonedest pal a swell could ever have. Ha ha. I love you guys. You |
+ | want to sing with me? |
||
− | A swell could ever have. |
||
+ | |||
− | Ha ha. |
||
+ | Itchy: Charlie! |
||
− | I love you guys. |
||
+ | |||
− | You want to sing |
||
+ | (Meanwhile) |
||
− | with me? |
||
+ | |||
− | Charlie! |
||
− | + | Charlie: You can't keep a |
|
− | keep a good |
+ | good-- Do you know this? You can't keep a good dog down |
+ | |||
− | Do you know this? |
||
+ | Killer: This is the mark. |
||
− | # You can't keep |
||
− | a good dog down # |
||
− | This is the mark. |
||
Stay here, and don't peek. |
Stay here, and don't peek. |
||
+ | |||
− | # I've been fat and thin |
||
− | + | Charlie: I've been fat |
|
− | been in... |
+ | and thin I've been out, been in... |
+ | |||
− | Boss! |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
+ | Killer: Boss! Ha ha ha! |
+ | |||
− | Shut up. |
||
+ | Carface: Shut up. |
||
− | Ooh! |
||
+ | |||
− | Good-Bye, Charlie. |
||
+ | Killer: Ooh! |
||
− | Heh heh heh! |
||
+ | |||
− | Boss, can I help you |
||
+ | Carface: Good-Bye, |
||
− | push the car? Please? |
||
− | Charlie! |
+ | Charlie. Heh heh heh! |
+ | |||
− | Ha ha ha. |
||
+ | Killer: Boss, can I help |
||
− | Huh huh! |
||
+ | you push the car? Please? |
||
− | Killer, shut up! |
||
+ | |||
− | # Can't keep a good dog # |
||
+ | Itchy: Charlie! |
||
− | # Dooooooooown! # |
||
+ | |||
− | # Dooooooooown! # |
||
+ | Killer: Ha ha ha. Huh |
||
− | # Ahh ahh ahh # |
||
+ | huh! |
||
− | # Ahh ahh ahh # |
||
+ | |||
− | # Ahh ahh ahh # |
||
+ | Carface: Killer, shut up! |
||
− | # Ahh # |
||
+ | |||
− | Huh! Where am i? |
||
+ | Charlie: Can't keep a |
||
− | This is the great hall |
||
+ | good dog Dooooooooown! (suddenly got hit by a car) |
||
− | of judgment. |
||
+ | |||
− | Judgment?! |
||
+ | (Meanwhile) |
||
− | Oh, not to worry, |
||
+ | |||
− | Charlie. |
||
+ | Charlie: Huh! Where am I? |
||
− | You'll go to heaven. |
||
+ | |||
− | All dogs go |
||
+ | Annabelle: This is the |
||
− | to heaven |
||
+ | great hall of judgment. |
||
− | Because, |
||
+ | |||
− | unlike people, |
||
+ | Charlie: Judgment?! |
||
− | Dogs are naturally good |
||
+ | |||
− | and loyal and kind. |
||
+ | Annabella: Oh, not to |
||
− | That's true. |
||
+ | worry, Charlie. You'll go to heaven. All dogs go to heaven Because, unlike |
||
− | # Welcome to doing |
||
+ | people, Dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind. |
||
− | whatever you wish # |
||
+ | |||
− | This is really a lovely place |
||
+ | Charlie: That's true. |
||
− | you got here. |
||
+ | |||
− | # Eating whenever |
||
+ | Annabelle and Charlie: |
||
− | you please # |
||
+ | (sings Let Me Be Surprised as Charlie realized he was dead) |
||
− | Follow me... |
||
+ | |||
− | # to a constant |
||
+ | Charlie: Listen! My |
||
− | temperate climate # |
||
+ | time's not up yet. |
||
− | # We keep it |
||
+ | |||
− | 73 degrees # |
||
+ | Annabelle: Oh, it is. |
||
− | We're still |
||
+ | There's no mistake about that. We know everything. |
||
− | on Fahrenheit here. |
||
+ | |||
− | That's fine with me. |
||
+ | Charlie: Murdered in the |
||
− | # Welcome to |
||
+ | prime of my life! That Carface, I'll kill him. Hey, this must be the watch |
||
− | no more rat race # |
||
+ | department. |
||
− | Oh, boy. |
||
+ | |||
− | # To order and ca |
||
+ | Annabelle: You might call |
||
− | lm instead # |
||
+ | it that. See, this watch is your life... and it's stopped. |
||
− | Ah, great. |
||
+ | |||
− | # Welcome... # |
||
+ | Charlie: Well, can't you |
||
− | # To being dead # |
||
+ | just wind it up or something? |
||
− | What? |
||
+ | |||
− | You mean I'm--I'm-- |
||
+ | Annabelle: And send you |
||
− | Stone cold, |
||
+ | back? Oh, no, no, no. No one's ever allowed to go back. Put your paw right |
||
− | I'm afraid. |
||
+ | here. |
||
− | I can't believe it! |
||
+ | |||
− | I've been murdered! |
||
+ | Charlie: What's that for? |
||
− | I'm having trouble |
||
+ | |||
− | Finding any goodness |
||
+ | Annabelle: For our book |
||
− | or loyalty here, |
||
+ | of records. Everything about you that was or will be Is right here. |
||
− | But let me see. |
||
+ | |||
− | He killed me! |
||
+ | Charlie: Oh, isn't that |
||
− | I beg your pardon? |
||
+ | wonderful? I love it here. You mean there's no surprises or anything? |
||
− | A mistake's |
||
+ | |||
− | been made here! |
||
+ | Annabelle: Oh, no, no, |
||
− | # I don't want to die # |
||
+ | no. We know everything. |
||
− | # You got |
||
+ | |||
− | the wrong guy # |
||
+ | Charlie: That's just |
||
− | # I was double-Crossed |
||
+ | lovely. The clouds, the grass, the air. |
||
− | by a dirty rat # |
||
+ | |||
− | # Actually, this rat |
||
+ | Annabelle: Heaven is a |
||
− | was a dog # |
||
+ | wonderful place! Charlie: Yeah. No surprises, huh? Say... would you like to |
||
− | # But his car ran me down |
||
+ | dance? You mean if I'm waiting for an inside straight up here, I'd know in |
||
− | , I just blew out of jail # |
||
+ | advance whether I filled it? |
||
− | # I just got back to town |
||
+ | |||
− | # Hey, this is hard |
||
+ | Annabelle: We know how it |
||
− | to explain # |
||
+ | all turns out. |
||
− | # May I speak |
||
+ | |||
− | to your superior? # |
||
+ | Charlie: You must have |
||
− | # 'Cause I don't |
||
+ | studied dancing. You have natural rhythm, unusual for a whippet. |
||
− | want to die! # |
||
+ | |||
− | # Welcome to doin |
||
+ | Annabelle: Oh, I'm |
||
− | g whatever you wish # |
||
+ | getting dizzy! Charlie: Everything is so lovely here-- So planned, so ordered. |
||
− | # You've got |
||
+ | That's what's driving me crazy. |
||
− | the wrong guy # |
||
+ | |||
− | # Laughing |
||
+ | Charlie and Annabelle: |
||
− | and singing all day # |
||
+ | (continues to sing Let Me Be Surprise as Charlie winds up the watch) |
||
− | Listen! |
||
+ | |||
− | My time's not up yet. |
||
+ | Annabelle: Charlie, what |
||
− | Oh, it is. There's |
||
+ | are you doing? |
||
− | no mistake about that. |
||
+ | |||
− | We know everything. |
||
+ | Charlie: (continues |
||
− | Murdered in the prime |
||
+ | singing) |
||
− | of my life! |
||
+ | |||
− | That Carface, |
||
+ | Annabelle: What's that |
||
− | I'll kill him. |
||
+ | you have behind your back? |
||
− | Hey, this must be |
||
+ | |||
− | the watch department. |
||
+ | Charlie: (continues |
||
− | You might |
||
+ | singing) |
||
− | call it that. |
||
+ | |||
− | See, this watch |
||
+ | Annabelle: Charlie, don't |
||
− | is your life... |
||
− | and it's stopped. |
||
− | Well, can't you just |
||
− | wind it up or something? |
||
− | And send you back? |
||
− | Oh, no, no, no. |
||
− | No one's ever |
||
− | allowed to go back. |
||
− | Put your paw |
||
− | right here. |
||
− | What's that for? |
||
− | For our book |
||
− | of records. |
||
− | Everything about you |
||
− | that was or will be |
||
− | Is right here. |
||
− | Oh, isn't that wonderful? |
||
− | I love it here. |
||
− | You mean there's |
||
− | no surprises or anything? |
||
− | Oh, no, no, no. |
||
− | We know everything. |
||
− | That's just lovely. |
||
− | The clouds, the grass, |
||
− | the air. |
||
− | Heaven is |
||
− | a wonderful place! |
||
− | Yeah. |
||
− | No surprises, huh? |
||
− | Say... |
||
− | would you like to dance? |
||
− | You mean if I'm waiting for |
||
− | an inside straight up here, |
||
− | I'd know in advance |
||
− | whether I filled it? |
||
− | We know how |
||
− | it all turns out. |
||
− | You must have |
||
− | studied dancing. |
||
− | You have natural rhythm, |
||
− | unusual for a whippet. |
||
− | Oh, I'm getting dizzy! |
||
− | Everything |
||
− | is so lovely here-- |
||
− | So planned, |
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− | so ordered. |
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− | That's what's |
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− | driving me crazy. |
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− | # I need brazil # |
||
− | # The throb, the thrill # |
||
− | # I've never been there # |
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− | # But someday I will # |
||
− | # Adventure and danger # |
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− | # Love from a stranger # |
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− | # Let me be surprised # |
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− | # La da da da da da |
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− | bo bo bo # |
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− | # Ooh, la la la # |
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− | # Today there's sun # |
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− | # They said |
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− | there'd be snow # |
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− | E # |
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− | # when all's said and don |
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− | # It's fun not to know # |
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− | # What keeps my heart humming |
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− | # Is guessing what's coming # |
||
− | # Let me be surprised # |
||
− | # Oh, oh # |
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− | # Oh, |
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− | ain't it great # |
||
− | # Ain't it great # |
||
− | # When fate |
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− | makes you wait? # |
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− | # La la la la la la # |
||
− | # The world |
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− | seems mirthless # |
||
− | # And you |
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− | feel worthless # |
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− | # And suddenly # |
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− | # There's a big b |
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− | one on your plate # |
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− | # Oh, Charlie, |
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− | please remember # |
||
− | # Down there's |
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− | a world of used cars # |
||
− | # And singles bars # |
||
− | # Broken dreams # |
||
− | # And out-Of-Reach |
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− | stars # |
||
− | # But it isn't over # |
||
− | # Not for this rover |
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− | # I don't like |
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− | to steal # |
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− | # Ah ah ah # |
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− | # But I don't buy |
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− | this deal # |
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− | # La la la # |
||
− | # In 'bout 3 seconds # |
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− | # She'll have realized # |
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− | # Ah ah ah ahh # |
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− | # And she's |
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− | gonna be # |
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− | Charlie, what are |
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− | you doing? |
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− | # Wait till you see # |
||
− | What's that you have |
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− | behind your back? |
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− | # She's gonna be |
||
− | Charlie, don't |
||
wind that watch! |
wind that watch! |
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− | # Surprised! # |
||
− | Charlie! |
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− | You can never come back! |
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− | I'm alive. |
||
− | Charlie, you can |
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− | never come back. |
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− | You can never come-- |
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− | Oh! |
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− | Oh! |
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− | Charlie. |
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− | Charlie! |
||
− | Look out! |
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− | Charlie! No! |
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− | No! |
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− | Itchy, it's ok. |
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− | It's ok, little buddy. |
||
− | It's me. Charlie. |
||
− | Oh, Charlie! |
||
− | Charlie, it's you! |
||
− | I saw Carface, |
||
− | and he was choking me. |
||
− | He was grabbing |
||
− | my neck, and-- |
||
− | Oh, hi, Charlie. |
||
− | Hi. |
||
− | Aarrrgghh! |
||
− | Shh! |
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− | Charlie! |
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− | You're a ghost! |
||
− | Get back! Get back! |
||
− | Don't hurt me. |
||
− | Here. Take my nine-Piece |
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− | ratchet set. |
||
− | My oil can! |
||
− | Don't go without my |
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− | rolls-Royce hood ornament. |
||
− | I'm not dead. |
||
− | Please, I got |
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− | a bad back. |
||
− | Quiet! |
||
− | Itchy, I'm not a ghost. |
||
− | I'm not dead. |
||
− | Now, be quiet. |
||
− | I'm going to take my hand |
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− | away from your mouth, |
||
− | And you're going to be quiet, |
||
− | aren't you? |
||
− | Ha ha! |
||
− | That's my pal. |
||
− | Aahh! |
||
− | Will you shut up? |
||
− | Itchy, I'm alive! |
||
− | Look. |
||
− | Do ghosts have fleas? |
||
− | No. Ghosts |
||
− | don't have fleas. |
||
− | Right. |
||
− | Charlie, Charlie, |
||
− | it's really you. |
||
− | But I saw the car |
||
− | and the river... |
||
− | i know. |
||
− | And your lifeless body |
||
− | flying through the air. |
||
− | Itchy, what can I say? |
||
− | It wasn't my time. |
||
− | I'm so happy |
||
− | to see you, Charlie! |
||
− | You don't know |
||
− | how much I missed you! |
||
− | Shut up! |
||
− | You want the whole world |
||
− | to know I'm back? |
||
− | You thought I was dead. |
||
− | So will Carface. |
||
− | He tried to kill me. |
||
− | I'll make him pay! |
||
− | We don't want to |
||
− | do that. |
||
− | We do. I was |
||
− | the brains of the outfit. |
||
− | When I left, |
||
− | he should have gone under. |
||
− | That's it, boss. |
||
− | We'll go under. |
||
− | Deep, deep under. |
||
− | I don't want to go under. |
||
− | The operation grew. |
||
− | It got bigger. |
||
− | Now he won't share. |
||
− | We could share |
||
− | a nice little place |
||
− | In the Himalayas. |
||
− | I hate the Himalayas. |
||
− | Wait. They got |
||
− | gambling, races. |
||
− | Well, they even got |
||
− | a town called Tibet. |
||
− | You know, to-Bet. |
||
− | We could nab llamas, |
||
− | mountain goats, |
||
− | Open our own track, boss. |
||
− | He's got something |
||
− | up his sleeve. |
||
− | Yeah, a gun. |
||
− | When I find out |
||
− | what it is, |
||
− | I'm gonna ruin him. |
||
− | I'm gonna make him |
||
− | suffer...slow. |
||
− | He'll be begging |
||
− | for mercy. |
||
− | I'm begging that |
||
− | we get out of here. |
||
− | Boss, |
||
− | Carface has got thugs, |
||
− | And they got muscles, |
||
− | knives. |
||
− | And he's got a monster |
||
− | in his basement. |
||
− | What? |
||
− | Boss, they feed it! |
||
− | Monster? |
||
− | Yeah, monster! |
||
− | I said monster! |
||
− | Monster? |
||
− | Hmm. Ha ha! |
||
− | Charlie, I just know |
||
− | we're both going to die. |
||
− | Shut up! |
||
− | Now, let me see here. |
||
− | Stop it! Stop it! |
||
− | Will you quit that? |
||
− | I've had it |
||
− | with your itching. |
||
− | Oh. |
||
− | Hey, look, |
||
− | look, look, look! |
||
− | See...see... |
||
− | the monster? |
||
− | The monster? |
||
− | Ok. Now |
||
− | let's go home. |
||
− | Who knows |
||
− | what it eats? |
||
− | Ahh! Yah! |
||
− | Somebody's got me-- |
||
− | I got you |
||
− | by the tail! |
||
− | Why don't you tell somebody |
||
− | you're going to do that? |
||
− | It's not worth it |
||
− | being with you. |
||
− | Your hands |
||
− | are cold, too. |
||
− | There. There. |
||
− | Now, there |
||
− | is your monster. |
||
− | Now, there |
||
− | is your monster. |
||
− | Well, I'll be! |
||
− | Ahh! |
||
− | Ahh! |
||
− | Mr. Carface, can i |
||
− | go outside today? |
||
− | Sure you can, |
||
− | little girl, |
||
− | But first |
||
− | you talk to the rat. |
||
− | Well, if you want |
||
− | my opinion, boss, |
||
− | I think mighty morris |
||
− | is going to win the race. |
||
− | Oh, boss! That cigar! |
||
− | Hi, Mr. Longtail. |
||
− | How are you today? |
||
− | Fine, thank you. |
||
− | Will you be |
||
− | in the race tonight? |
||
− | A sore foot? |
||
− | You shouldn't run. |
||
− | And twizzle |
||
− | has a cold? |
||
− | She should |
||
− | drink soup. |
||
− | Oh, squad car |
||
− | has the flu. |
||
− | Hurry it up. |
||
− | Hurry it up! |
||
− | I'm sorry. |
||
− | So who do you |
||
− | think will win? |
||
− | Oh, I see. |
||
− | The spotted gray. |
||
− | Killer! |
||
− | Uh-Huh. |
||
− | Shift the odds |
||
− | on the spotted gray |
||
− | And feed the kid. |
||
− | Oh, boss, |
||
− | do I have to? |
||
− | Oh, boy. Where did you |
||
− | buy that thing? |
||
− | But, Mr. Carface, you said |
||
− | i could go outside today. |
||
− | Charlie? |
||
− | A little girl |
||
− | who talks to animals. |
||
− | Imagine that. |
||
− | Boss, |
||
− | i think we-- |
||
− | Don't. |
||
− | I'll do the thinking. |
||
− | But, boss! |
||
− | Poor child. |
||
− | We'll kidnap her. |
||
− | Kidnap? |
||
− | Uh, rescue her. |
||
− | But, boss-- |
||
− | Itchy, button it up. |
||
− | Uh, little girl! |
||
− | Excuse me. |
||
− | We understand you're being |
||
− | held here against your will. |
||
− | Let me introduce |
||
− | myself. Sit. |
||
− | I am |
||
− | Charlie b. Barkin, |
||
− | And this is my associate, |
||
− | itchiford "itchy" dachshund. |
||
− | How do you do? |
||
− | And it strikes me that |
||
− | this is not the place for you. |
||
− | Am I right? |
||
− | Oh, well... |
||
− | let us take you |
||
− | away from all this. |
||
− | Where are your parents? |
||
− | I'm an orphan. |
||
− | Ahh! She's an orphan. |
||
− | She doesn't have any parents. |
||
− | That settles it. |
||
− | You're going to |
||
− | stay with itchy. |
||
− | What's your name? |
||
− | No, no, boss. |
||
− | She can't |
||
− | stay with me. |
||
− | This has gone |
||
− | too far. |
||
− | I'm gettin' |
||
− | outta here. |
||
− | You have no compassion. |
||
− | Uhh! |
||
− | Stay with me. |
||
− | Anne-Marie. |
||
− | Huh? |
||
− | You asked my name. |
||
− | It's Anne-Marie. |
||
− | Listen, you'd like living |
||
− | with me, wouldn't you? |
||
− | You're going to |
||
− | love my place-- |
||
− | Canopy bed under the stars, |
||
− | open hearth, |
||
− | 3 square meals a day, |
||
− | radio, heater, whitewalls. |
||
− | I live in a cab. |
||
− | Low mileage, of course. |
||
− | Ha ha ha ha! |
||
− | Hm hm hm! |
||
− | What?! |
||
− | Aah! |
||
− | What do you mean |
||
− | she is gone?! |
||
− | Well, you see, |
||
− | boss, i-- |
||
− | Shut up! |
||
− | Can't you just-- |
||
− | I--Oof! |
||
− | Wah! |
||
− | Morons! |
||
− | I'm surrounded |
||
− | by morons! |
||
− | Aah! |
||
− | But, boss, |
||
− | it wasn't my fault. |
||
− | To be perfectly |
||
− | honest, you see, |
||
− | I--Uh--B-B-- |
||
− | Thunder was on duty. |
||
− | Take it up with him. |
||
− | Thunder was on duty. |
||
− | Take it up with him. |
||
− | I love that girl! |
||
− | I want her back! |
||
− | Now! |
||
− | Boss, you see, |
||
− | the thing of it-- |
||
− | Now! |
||
− | Oh ho! Mm hmm! |
||
− | Oh... |
||
− | oh... |
||
− | robin hood says |
||
− | to little john, |
||
− | "This sheriff |
||
− | is a bimbo. |
||
− | "Let's knock him off |
||
− | and take the gold. |
||
− | "We'll give it to |
||
− | the poor suckers |
||
− | Who got took |
||
− | in the first place." |
||
− | Where do you |
||
− | get that stuff? |
||
− | What kind of hood |
||
− | gives dough to the poor |
||
− | Without taking his cut? |
||
− | I like this story, |
||
− | Mr. Itchy. |
||
− | You would. |
||
− | Shut up! |
||
− | I'm trying to |
||
− | get the brat to sleep. |
||
− | Then what happens? |
||
− | Well, then, uh... |
||
− | uh... |
||
− | give me that. |
||
− | All the poor people |
||
− | was happy |
||
− | 'Cause they wasn't |
||
− | poor now. |
||
− | But this hood guy's |
||
− | out 50%. |
||
− | So what? |
||
− | His doll loved him |
||
− | all the more. |
||
− | Was she pretty? |
||
− | Ha ha! |
||
− | She was to die for! |
||
− | Ah! |
||
− | Ah! |
||
− | But the whole gang |
||
− | wondered, |
||
− | Would maid Marian |
||
− | marry him? |
||
− | And... |
||
− | she did. Ha! |
||
− | Now go to sleep, huh? |
||
− | Mr. Itchy and I got to |
||
− | talk some business. |
||
− | Boss, let's get something |
||
− | straight about the kid. |
||
− | Good night, Mr. Itchy! |
||
− | Good night, kid! |
||
− | I don't like this. |
||
− | We're reading fairy tales |
||
− | to a little time bomb |
||
− | Like she was bo peep |
||
− | and--Ohh! |
||
− | We could stash her |
||
− | at the old church. |
||
− | Ha ha! |
||
− | Would you relax? |
||
− | Carface ain't gonna |
||
− | look for her here. |
||
− | He thinks I'm dead, |
||
− | remember? |
||
− | Now, get some sleep, |
||
− | pal. |
||
− | Tomorrow we take |
||
− | this little time bomb |
||
− | To the horse track, |
||
− | And we make |
||
− | ourselves a fortune! |
||
− | Horsies? |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Now look |
||
− | what you've done! |
||
− | 8:00. |
||
− | Ok, boss, 8:00. |
||
− | I'll be there. |
||
− | Ok, boss, 8:00. |
||
− | I'll be there. |
||
− | Here. |
||
− | Now go to sleep, huh? |
||
− | Charlie, would you |
||
− | please tuck me in? |
||
− | Please? |
||
− | Ha. Yeah. |
||
− | Charlie, |
||
− | May I please have |
||
− | a goodnight kiss? |
||
− | What? |
||
− | Oh...sure. |
||
− | Yuck! Blech! Yuck! |
||
− | Thank you |
||
− | for rescuing me. |
||
− | Ah. Ha ha. Sure. |
||
− | It was-- |
||
− | It was nothing, kid. |
||
− | Hey, squeaker, |
||
− | knock it off. |
||
− | I'm sorry. |
||
− | Ohwahh! |
||
− | Charlie, your front seat |
||
− | hurts me. |
||
− | Oh, yeah? Ahem. |
||
− | All right. |
||
− | All right. |
||
− | All right. |
||
− | Dames. |
||
− | Thank you, Charlie. |
||
− | Uh-Huh. |
||
− | Now, uh, |
||
− | go to sleep, huh? |
||
− | Dear god... |
||
− | oh, no! |
||
− | Thank you so much |
||
− | For my new best friend |
||
− | Charlie. |
||
− | Oh! |
||
− | And thank you for |
||
− | sending him to rescue me. |
||
− | Psst! Hey! |
||
− | God bless Mr. Itchy... |
||
− | yeah, bless itchy. |
||
− | And god bless Charlie. |
||
− | Amen. |
||
− | Oh, and please help me |
||
− | find a mommy and daddy. |
||
− | Uh! |
||
− | Whoo! |
||
− | Charlie? |
||
− | What? |
||
− | Do you think |
||
− | you could help me |
||
− | Find a mommy and daddy? |
||
− | Kid, |
||
− | I'll help you find |
||
− | The lost city |
||
− | of Atlantis! |
||
− | Just please, please |
||
− | go to sleep! |
||
− | Charlie? |
||
− | What? |
||
− | I have to go |
||
− | to the bathroom. |
||
− | Ha ha. |
||
− | Of course. |
||
− | Anne-Marie, cupcake, |
||
− | sweetheart. |
||
− | Please, just talk |
||
− | to the horsie, huh? |
||
− | Talk to Mr. Horsie. |
||
− | Boss, maybe she only |
||
− | talks to rats. |
||
− | She talked to me, |
||
− | didn't she? |
||
− | That makes you a rat! |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Maybe horses |
||
− | is too stupid to talk. |
||
− | Aha! |
||
− | What did she say? |
||
− | Hey, listen, |
||
− | try that again, you, |
||
− | And you are glue! |
||
− | What did she say? |
||
− | You sound just |
||
− | like Mr. Carface. |
||
− | What? |
||
− | He's a criminal. |
||
− | D-D-D-Did he |
||
− | read you stories? |
||
− | Did he give you |
||
− | a comfortable bed? |
||
− | Did he |
||
− | kiss you good night? |
||
− | I rescued you. |
||
− | Besides, we're giving |
||
− | the money to the poor. |
||
− | Boss! |
||
− | Sharing it |
||
− | with the poor. |
||
− | Like robin hood? |
||
− | Like the story. |
||
− | Just like in the story. |
||
− | And another thing, |
||
− | if you're serious |
||
− | About this mommy |
||
− | and daddy business, |
||
− | You're going to need |
||
− | dough of your own, |
||
− | New dresses, new shoes. |
||
− | I know these things. |
||
− | Nobody wants a scrawny |
||
− | little doll in rags. |
||
− | Promise you'll help me |
||
− | find a mommy and daddy? |
||
− | I promise. |
||
− | Oh, Charlie! |
||
− | Good shape |
||
− | for a little kid. |
||
− | Isn't that wonderful? |
||
− | Don't pick me up. |
||
− | Put me down. |
||
− | Excuse me. |
||
− | Could you tell me |
||
− | which one of you |
||
− | Is going to win |
||
− | today's race? |
||
− | We'll give the money |
||
− | to the poor |
||
− | And buy me a new dress |
||
− | so I can get some parents. |
||
− | Who? |
||
− | Oh, how nice. |
||
− | Well, what is it? |
||
− | It's the grand chawhee's |
||
− | birthday. |
||
− | Chee haw who? |
||
− | Huh? Cha who? |
||
− | Chee. Chee haw. |
||
− | No. Chawhee! |
||
− | It's his birthday. |
||
− | Who do you think |
||
− | is going to win? |
||
− | He is. |
||
− | But you mustn't tell. |
||
− | It's a surprise. |
||
− | I'll say! |
||
− | Can we trust |
||
− | this horse? |
||
− | Ok, ok! |
||
− | The grand Chawhee, |
||
− | choo haw, |
||
− | Chaw hee hee, |
||
− | hoo haw by surprise. |
||
− | Let's go |
||
− | place the bet. |
||
− | With what dough, |
||
− | boss? |
||
− | Itchy! |
||
− | Itchy! |
||
− | Let's see here. |
||
− | All we need |
||
− | is a couple of bucks. |
||
− | A couple of bucks, |
||
− | a couple of bucks. |
||
− | A couple, a couple-- |
||
− | Mmm! Yeah! |
||
− | A mom and dad! |
||
− | Yeah, right. |
||
− | Sure, kid. |
||
− | Nope! Too thin! |
||
− | Too fat. |
||
− | Hee hee hee! |
||
− | Oh, look! Charlie! |
||
− | They're perfect! |
||
− | You know, kid, |
||
− | i think you're right. |
||
− | Wait right here. |
||
− | Itchy. |
||
− | Boss, a number 17? |
||
− | No, no, itchy. |
||
− | A number 3. |
||
− | A number 3? |
||
− | The lame dog? |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Oh, boss! |
||
− | My feet |
||
− | is killing me! |
||
− | Hey! |
||
− | Oh, Harold! |
||
− | The poor little thing. |
||
− | Cute little fella. |
||
− | What's wrong, boy? |
||
− | Itchy! Itchy! |
||
− | Are you ok? |
||
− | Oh! |
||
− | Is this your dog? |
||
− | Well, kind of. |
||
− | Itchy, what's the matter? |
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− | Oh! |
||
− | Itchy! |
||
− | Boss, |
||
− | what do I do? |
||
− | Ham it up more. |
||
− | We almost got it. |
||
− | Let me see your paw. |
||
− | Oh, he's ok. |
||
− | Hey, I got it! |
||
− | Let's go! |
||
− | Itchy! |
||
− | Seems to be just fine. |
||
− | What's your name, |
||
− | little girl? |
||
− | Anne-Marie. |
||
− | Pleased to meet you. |
||
− | I'm getting |
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− | a new dress. |
||
− | That's nice, |
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− | dear. |
||
− | Where are |
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− | your parents? |
||
− | Squeaker, |
||
− | let's go. |
||
− | But I want to talk-- |
||
− | We'll miss chawhee's |
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− | birthday. |
||
− | We'll miss chawhee's |
||
− | birthday. |
||
− | Last call for bets. |
||
− | I want to make a bet. |
||
− | Grand Chawhee to win. |
||
− | Pass it on. |
||
− | Grand Chawhee to win. |
||
− | Pass it on. |
||
− | Grand Chawhee to win. |
||
− | Ayiahha! |
||
− | Ooh! Ooh! |
||
− | Whoa whoa whoa! |
||
− | Ahh! |
||
− | Chawhee? You know |
||
− | something I don't? |
||
− | It's his birthday! |
||
− | I mean, it's his birthday. |
||
− | Thank you. |
||
− | Are you getting any of that |
||
− | in your mouth up there? |
||
− | Ooh! It's ju-- |
||
− | Oh, come on! |
||
− | Give me a break! |
||
− | You see anything |
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− | up there? |
||
− | Mostly the back |
||
− | of the buttons, |
||
− | But other than that... |
||
− | come on, Chawhee! |
||
− | You can do it! |
||
− | It's your birthday! |
||
− | I don't care if it's |
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− | his bar mitzvah! |
||
− | That horse |
||
− | is a glue pot! |
||
− | Shut up! |
||
− | Please, Chawhee, |
||
− | please! |
||
− | Come on! |
||
− | Move your legs! |
||
− | Yoo-Hoo! |
||
− | Reginald! |
||
− | Excuse me. |
||
− | Oh! |
||
− | Ha ha! Splendid! |
||
− | Hello, Stella! |
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− | Jolly good day |
||
− | for a race, what? |
||
− | Oh, yes, |
||
− | but, Reginald, honey, |
||
− | I do hate to rain |
||
− | on your parade, |
||
− | But did you know |
||
− | It's the grand |
||
− | chawhee's birthday? |
||
− | Oh, really? |
||
− | You don't-- |
||
− | Oh. |
||
− | Terribly sorry. |
||
− | Ha ha ha ha! |
||
− | He did it! |
||
− | Whoo hoo hoo! |
||
− | He did it! |
||
− | Ha ha! No! |
||
− | Anne-Marie did. |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Happy birthday, Chawhee! |
||
− | Happy birthday! |
||
− | I knew you could do it! |
||
− | Happy birthday! |
||
− | Ha ha ha ha! |
||
− | Arr! Yuck! |
||
− | Go! Go! |
||
− | Ha ha ha ha! |
||
− | Hee hee hee! |
||
− | Ahem! |
||
− | Smiley, what do you know? |
||
− | What do you say? |
||
− | That's using your head. |
||
− | Ha! Enjoy! |
||
− | Hey, itch! |
||
− | The place looks great! |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Hey! |
||
− | What is this? |
||
− | What are you doing? |
||
− | I'm leaving! |
||
− | You said we would |
||
− | help the poor, |
||
− | And we didn't. |
||
− | You promised to |
||
− | find me parents. |
||
− | You didn't even look. |
||
− | All you do is gamble. |
||
− | It isn't right! |
||
− | You know something, |
||
− | you're right. |
||
− | What a selfish, callous cad |
||
− | of a heel I've been, |
||
− | Blind to the needs of |
||
− | our society's lonely unloved. |
||
− | Thank you. |
||
− | Thank you for helping me |
||
− | see the light. |
||
− | Squeaker, we're going to |
||
− | help the poor. |
||
− | Oh, Charlie! |
||
− | Yuck! Blech! |
||
− | What is it with you |
||
− | and this kid? |
||
− | We got a business to run. |
||
− | We got to keep the |
||
− | little kid happy, right? |
||
− | Blech! Blah! |
||
− | I knew we should have |
||
− | used the pliers! |
||
− | Charlie's alive, |
||
− | And I know |
||
− | he's got the girl! |
||
− | Killer, |
||
− | this is strike 2. |
||
− | You're out. |
||
− | Wait, boss! I get |
||
− | one more strike! |
||
− | Lower him! |
||
− | Oh! |
||
− | Nothing personal, |
||
− | killer. Business. |
||
− | Umm! Umm! |
||
− | If you want |
||
− | something done right, |
||
− | You got to |
||
− | do it yourself. |
||
− | Ooh. |
||
− | How do I handle |
||
− | Charlie? |
||
− | Knives? |
||
− | Boss! |
||
− | Poison? |
||
− | Car didn't work. |
||
− | Something. |
||
− | Something very special. |
||
− | Boss! |
||
− | Pull me up, please! |
||
− | I got a gun! |
||
− | A gun? |
||
− | What kind of gun? |
||
− | Boss, you hear me? |
||
− | I got a gun! |
||
− | Stop, fishies! Stop! |
||
− | I don't taste |
||
− | that good! |
||
− | Boss! Pull me up! |
||
− | I got--I got a-- |
||
− | I got a--Ow! Ow! |
||
− | A flash Gordon |
||
− | thermo-Atomic ray gun, boss. |
||
− | A ray gun! |
||
− | Heh heh heh heh heh! |
||
− | Ha ha ha ha ha! |
||
− | Who does his evil deeds |
||
− | in the shadowed dark of night? |
||
− | Ha ha ha ha ha! |
||
− | The phantom does! |
||
− | Uhh! |
||
− | These are some of |
||
− | the poorest people |
||
− | I know. |
||
− | They're broker than... |
||
− | the 10 commandments. |
||
− | Heh heh. |
||
− | A little joke. |
||
− | Very little. |
||
− | Aah! |
||
− | Hey! Anybody here |
||
− | order a pizza? |
||
− | Charlie! |
||
− | Charlie! Charlie! |
||
− | Pizza! Pizza! |
||
− | Pizza! Pizza! |
||
− | Hold it! |
||
− | Hold it! |
||
− | Hey! Hold it! |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Hold it! |
||
− | Hold it! |
||
− | I want you-- |
||
− | I want you-- |
||
− | Hey! |
||
− | I want you kids to meet |
||
− | Avery, very special guest. |
||
− | Anne-Marie. |
||
− | Pleased to meet you. |
||
− | Ha ha ha ha! |
||
− | Hello, Charlie. |
||
− | Hello, flo. |
||
− | It was nice of you |
||
− | to come by. |
||
− | We don't see |
||
− | much of you anymore. |
||
− | You know how it is. |
||
− | Got a business to run. |
||
− | Yeah. |
||
− | I know how it is. |
||
− | Oh, Charlie. Gosh, |
||
− | how these little guys love you. |
||
− | Ho! Ho! Hey! |
||
− | Easy! Easy! |
||
− | Uncle Charlie, |
||
− | can I have more? |
||
− | Whatever you want. |
||
− | Here. Eat the box. |
||
− | Whatever you want. |
||
− | Here. Eat the box. |
||
− | That's mine! |
||
− | Just a minute, |
||
− | pizza pup! |
||
− | Don't you want |
||
− | to share? Hey! |
||
− | All right. It's only |
||
− | a pizza, fellas. |
||
− | Come on! |
||
− | Do you mind sharing? |
||
− | Now, come on. |
||
− | Don't fight! |
||
− | I'll tell you something |
||
− | about sharing. |
||
− | # What's mine is yours # |
||
− | # What's yours is mine # |
||
− | # The more you share # |
||
− | # The more the sun'll shine # |
||
− | # Everybody # |
||
− | # What's mine is yours # |
||
− | # What's your-- # Hey! |
||
− | Will you put that pizza-- |
||
− | Stop it! |
||
− | This is not right. |
||
− | You shouldn't be fighting. |
||
− | Listen to uncle Charlie! |
||
− | # Whether you're the boss |
||
− | # Or someone's pet # |
||
− | # The more you give # |
||
− | # The more you're gonna get # |
||
− | # You've got a little |
||
− | or a lot # |
||
− | # You've got to share |
||
− | 'cause you know what... # |
||
− | I'm proud of you! |
||
− | # Each other's |
||
− | all that we have got # |
||
− | # The sun'll shine # |
||
− | # If # |
||
− | # You # |
||
− | # Share all the time # |
||
− | # What's mine |
||
− | is yours # |
||
− | # You've got |
||
− | a little or a lot # |
||
− | # What's yours |
||
− | is mine # |
||
− | # You've got to share |
||
− | 'cause you know what # |
||
− | # The more you share # |
||
− | # Each other's al |
||
− | l that we have got # |
||
− | # The more the sun'll shine # |
||
− | # If # |
||
− | # You # |
||
− | # Share all the time # |
||
− | # Whether you're the boss |
||
− | # Or someone's pet # |
||
− | # The more you give # |
||
− | # The more you're gonna get # |
||
− | # More than you had # |
||
− | # The more you're gonna get # |
||
− | # All your life # |
||
− | # The more you're gonna get # |
||
− | # All your life # |
||
− | # The more you're gonna get # |
||
− | Hee hee! |
||
− | Hee hee hee! |
||
− | Eh! |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Charlie, |
||
− | where did you get this? |
||
− | Well, i... |
||
− | ahem! Ahem! |
||
− | I, uh... |
||
− | i, uh... |
||
− | you stole it! |
||
− | I was going to |
||
− | give it back. |
||
− | You stole it. |
||
− | Hey, squeaker! |
||
− | Come on! |
||
− | Come back, kid. |
||
− | I--I--I... |
||
− | oh, blast! |
||
− | Oh, blast! |
||
− | # All I have is a picture |
||
− | in my mind how it would be # |
||
− | # If we were together # |
||
− | # Let's pretend |
||
− | that you're far away # |
||
− | # Let's say you write to me # |
||
− | # And you promise |
||
− | in your letter # |
||
− | # That you'll come home # |
||
− | # Come home to my heart # |
||
− | # When you come home # |
||
− | # We'll never be apart # |
||
− | # If I keep dreaming of you # |
||
− | # Start believing it's true # |
||
− | # Soon you'll come home # |
||
− | # Soon you'll come home |
||
− | to my heart # |
||
− | # Soon you'll come home |
||
− | to my heart # |
||
− | # Soon you'll come home # |
||
− | # Home to my heart # |
||
− | # Soon you'll come home # |
||
− | # Home to my heart # |
||
− | # If I believe # |
||
− | Charlie...Charlie. |
||
− | You can never come back. |
||
− | You can never come-- |
||
− | No! |
||
− | Aah! |
||
− | Whaahh! |
||
− | Aah! |
||
− | Awooo...aah! |
||
− | You can never go back! |
||
− | Aah! |
||
− | Aah! |
||
− | Charlie... |
||
− | Charlie. |
||
− | Charlie. |
||
− | Charlie, wake up! |
||
− | Charlie, wake up. |
||
− | Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! |
||
− | Aah! |
||
− | Uhh! Uhh! |
||
− | Did you have |
||
− | a bad dream? |
||
− | Was it a monster? |
||
− | Did it bite? |
||
− | Oh, boy. It was... |
||
− | it was only a dream. |
||
− | Anne-Marie? |
||
− | Anne-Marie? |
||
− | Anne-Marie! |
||
− | Where is that kid? |
||
− | She went to |
||
− | 402 Maple street |
||
− | To see |
||
− | the wallet family. |
||
− | What?! |
||
− | What? |
||
− | Great. |
||
− | You like waffles? |
||
− | Oh, yes. |
||
− | Very much, thank you. |
||
− | No, thank you. |
||
− | This is the most beautiful |
||
− | house I've ever seen. |
||
− | Thank you, |
||
− | Anne-Marie. |
||
− | Where do you live? |
||
− | I live with Charlie. |
||
− | He's my dog. |
||
− | Oh. But what about |
||
− | your parents? |
||
− | I don't have |
||
− | any parents. |
||
− | Then where |
||
− | do you stay? |
||
− | With Charlie |
||
− | in the junkyard. |
||
− | Anne-Marie, |
||
− | you sit right there. |
||
− | Honey, come with me. |
||
− | We can't let her |
||
− | leave here |
||
− | With nowhere to go. |
||
− | I know, honey. |
||
− | Hey! Hey! Pssst! |
||
− | Come here. |
||
− | Psst! |
||
− | Oh, Charlie, |
||
− | Harold and Kate are |
||
− | really wonderful. |
||
− | They weren't upset |
||
− | about the wallet. |
||
− | They gave me real waffles |
||
− | with butter and syrup. |
||
− | Really? That's great. |
||
− | Look, uh, |
||
− | I'm glad to see... |
||
− | you found a home |
||
− | for yourself. |
||
− | Oh, do you think so? |
||
− | Sure, sure. |
||
− | In fact, uh, i, uh, |
||
− | i just came over |
||
− | To...say good-bye. |
||
− | Good-Bye? |
||
− | Yeah. I guess |
||
− | you won't be |
||
− | Needing me anymore. |
||
− | Maybe you could stay, too. |
||
− | No, I couldn't stay. |
||
− | I mean, I don't want |
||
− | to spoil it for you. |
||
− | They don't want |
||
− | a dirty old dog like me |
||
− | In a nice, clean house |
||
− | like--Like this. |
||
− | But, Charlie... |
||
− | don't worry about me. |
||
− | I--I'll make out... |
||
− | somehow. |
||
− | Oh... |
||
− | by the way, |
||
− | You were the best friend |
||
− | I...I ever had. |
||
− | Enjoy your waffles. |
||
− | Charlie? |
||
− | Charlie, wait! |
||
− | Charlie, wait! |
||
− | All right. A little |
||
− | more to the left. |
||
− | I don't want to |
||
− | hit the girl. |
||
− | Steady. |
||
− | Hold it, hold it. |
||
− | And... |
||
− | good-bye, Charlie. |
||
− | Good-Bye, Charlie. |
||
− | Oh, no! Charlie! |
||
− | Got him! |
||
− | Charlie! Charlie! |
||
− | Oh, you beautiful |
||
− | little ticker. |
||
− | Come on. We got to get |
||
− | out of here! |
||
− | He's getting away! |
||
− | Fire! |
||
− | Morons! |
||
− | I'm surrounded |
||
− | by morons! |
||
− | Aaah! |
||
− | How--How do you |
||
− | s-S-Stop this thing? |
||
− | How--How do you |
||
− | S-S-Stop this thing? |
||
− | You ok, squeaker? |
||
− | Oh, Charlie, |
||
− | i thought they shot you. |
||
− | So did i. |
||
− | Mr. Carface doesn't know |
||
− | who he's dealing with. |
||
− | I got a power of my own, |
||
− | And I'm gonna take care |
||
− | of him right now. |
||
− | And there ain't nothin' or |
||
− | nobody that's gonna stop me! |
||
− | Charlie. |
||
− | Walk...walk softly. |
||
− | Walk softly! |
||
− | Yeoooww! |
||
− | Aaaah! |
||
− | My watch! |
||
− | Where's my watch? |
||
− | Where are we? |
||
− | I don't know. |
||
− | We got to find |
||
− | that watch. |
||
− | Maybe it's |
||
− | in the water. |
||
− | What?! No! |
||
− | No! |
||
− | Listen, listen! |
||
− | Oh, no! |
||
− | No! It stopped! |
||
− | Good-Bye. |
||
− | Good-Bye, Anne-Marie. |
||
− | Good-Bye? |
||
− | Charlie, |
||
− | where you going? |
||
− | Charlie! |
||
− | There it is. |
||
− | What's going on here? |
||
− | Gads, we're haunted. |
||
− | Charlie! |
||
− | Aah! |
||
− | What did they say? |
||
− | Tell them to give me |
||
− | back my watch. |
||
− | I can't, Charlie. |
||
− | They talk funny. |
||
− | I don't care! |
||
− | Got it! |
||
− | Uh-Oh! |
||
− | Oh! |
||
− | Oh, no! |
||
− | Charlie, what's that |
||
− | moving in the water? |
||
− | I don't know. |
||
− | Squeaker! |
||
− | We're going to die. |
||
− | Oh! |
||
− | Please! My watch! |
||
− | Please! My watch! |
||
− | Ahh! You look like |
||
− | A tasty New Orleans |
||
− | canine gumbo! |
||
− | No! Don't eat him, |
||
− | please! |
||
− | Ahh! |
||
− | How can you expect me |
||
− | To eat a voice |
||
− | as sumptuous as this? |
||
− | # When I hear |
||
− | a dulcet tone like that # |
||
− | # It gives me |
||
− | a big thrill # |
||
− | # I can't eat a singer # |
||
− | # I never could # |
||
− | # I never will # |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Oh, what do you call |
||
− | that voice, little fella? |
||
− | That a baritone |
||
− | or a tenor? |
||
− | It's, uh... |
||
− | i don't care. |
||
− | It's just you and me. |
||
− | # Let's make music |
||
− | together # |
||
− | # Let's make |
||
− | sweet harmony # |
||
− | # Oh, let's make music |
||
− | together, baby # |
||
− | # You take the do, |
||
− | I'll take the re # |
||
− | # You'd better |
||
− | hang on to me # |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | # We are |
||
− | birds of a feather # |
||
− | # Looking for the right key # |
||
− | # Oh, let's make music |
||
− | together, baby # |
||
− | # 'Cause only music |
||
− | makes a man free # |
||
− | # Gonna make |
||
− | a beautiful song # |
||
− | # Sing along # |
||
− | # Gonna let |
||
− | that natural beat # |
||
− | # Move your feet # |
||
− | # When the music's |
||
− | deep down in you # |
||
− | # There's nothing |
||
− | that you can do # |
||
− | # But believe # |
||
− | # Oh, believe # |
||
− | # There ain't nothin' |
||
− | like singing # |
||
− | # And our voices |
||
− | just blend # |
||
− | # Oh, let's make music |
||
− | together, baby # |
||
− | # Lift our voices |
||
− | together, partner # |
||
− | # Let's make music |
||
− | forever, baby # |
||
− | # And we'll always |
||
− | be friends # |
||
− | We'll be friends. |
||
− | # Let's make music |
||
− | together # |
||
− | Y # |
||
− | # let's make sweet Harmon |
||
− | # Oh, let's make music |
||
− | together, baby # |
||
− | Y # |
||
− | # let's make sweet Harmon |
||
− | # Oh, let's make-- |
||
− | This is for you, mama # |
||
− | You ok, squeaker? |
||
− | # Let's make |
||
− | sweet harmony # |
||
− | # Let's make music... |
||
− | Charlie, |
||
− | i don't feel good. |
||
− | Oh, squeaker. |
||
− | # Oh, let's make music |
||
− | together, baby # |
||
− | Y # |
||
− | # let's make sweet Harmon |
||
− | Ho! Ho! Ho! |
||
− | # Let's make music |
||
− | together, baby # |
||
− | # Let's make |
||
− | sweet harmony # |
||
− | # Ohh... # |
||
− | # A hom de da de da hom # |
||
− | # Hom de da de da |
||
− | cha cha cha cha # |
||
− | # Cha cha ti ta # |
||
− | hahh! Hahh! |
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− | Rocky! Relieve jocko |
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− | on guard duty. |
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− | I need some help in here. |
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− | Rocky! |
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− | Rocky? |
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− | Um, jocko? |
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− | Rocky. |
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− | Aah! Oh! |
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− | Where's the girl? |
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− | Ah, i... |
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− | i don't know. |
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− | Ah, i... |
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− | i don't know. |
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− | I think you do. |
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− | What do you think, |
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− | boys? |
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− | If you want |
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− | my opinion-- |
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− | Shut up! |
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− | Please, |
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− | don't do this. |
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− | Uh, Charlie. |
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− | To Charlie... |
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− | with love. |
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− | This is |
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− | a very bad idea. |
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− | Yo! Charlie! |
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− | She's burning up |
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− | with fever, Charlie. |
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− | She could have pneumonia. |
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− | Think she needs |
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− | a vet? |
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− | Charlie, |
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− | she's a little girl. |
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− | She needs a doctor. |
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− | Doctor. Doctor. I don't |
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− | know any doctors. |
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− | But I'll find one. |
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− | Charlie! |
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− | Charlie, you here? |
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− | Hey! Be quiet! |
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− | Squeaker's sick |
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− | and needs her sleep. |
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− | Oh, you're breaking |
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− | my heart. |
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− | Maybe I should go upstairs |
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− | and kiss her good night. |
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− | Itch, what |
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− | happened to you? |
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− | What happened to me? |
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− | You want to know |
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− | what happened to me? |
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− | Yes. |
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− | I'll tell you |
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− | what happened to me. |
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− | Carface happened to me, |
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− | with about 50 of his thugs. |
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− | Oh. That dirty rat. |
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− | Oh! |
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− | I'm sorry, itch. |
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− | I really am sorry. |
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− | Well, look |
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− | what else happened |
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− | While you were |
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− | sidetracked. |
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− | See that? |
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− | That's our place. |
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− | You were going to |
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− | fix Carface. |
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− | Well, he fixed us! |
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− | Ya see, boss? |
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− | It's gone too far. |
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− | You wanted revenge |
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− | on Carface, |
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− | And I said, "no. Please, |
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− | let's get out of town," |
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− | But I stayed because... |
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− | because you're my friend. |
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− | Then you wanted to |
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− | kidnap the girl, |
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− | And I said, |
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− | "this is crazy!" |
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− | But I helped you. |
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− | And--And then we got |
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− | to dress the girl |
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− | And read her stories. |
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− | And she wants we should |
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− | feed the poor. |
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− | And the whole while |
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− | I'm thinkin', |
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− | "This is stupid! |
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− | She's gonna get us |
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− | killed!" |
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− | But I stay because |
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− | I'm your friend. |
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− | But tonight... |
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− | tonight--Charlie, |
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− | he tried to kill me! |
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− | He tried to kill me, |
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− | Charlie, |
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− | And you was out |
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− | gallivanting with this... |
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− | with this girl! |
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− | I say we should |
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− | lose the girl, |
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− | Get out of town, |
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− | Charlie, you and me, |
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− | Then call it even. |
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− | Now the casino's gone. |
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− | We got to start |
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− | all over. |
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− | We need the girl |
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− | more than ever. |
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− | No, boss! |
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− | You're crazy. |
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− | It's not business anymore, |
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− | it's personal. |
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− | Ah, come on, itchy. |
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− | Sure, it's just |
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− | business. I mean-- |
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− | You're in love |
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− | with the girl. |
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− | You've gone soft. |
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− | You care about her. |
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− | Look, I don't care |
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− | about the girl! |
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− | I tell her things |
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− | now and then. |
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− | I pretend to be |
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− | her best friend, |
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− | But it's baloney! |
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− | I thought I was |
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− | your best friend. |
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− | You are my best friend! |
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− | With her it's just business! |
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− | It's always been business. |
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− | I'm using the girl! |
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− | And when we're done |
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− | with her, |
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− | We'll dump her |
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− | in an orphanage! |
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− | Is that ok with you?! |
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− | Sure, boss. |
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− | Anything you say. |
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− | Oh. |
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− | You're not my friend. |
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− | You're a bad dog! |
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− | Squeaker! |
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− | Ah! |
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− | Anne-Marie! |
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− | Where are you going? |
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− | Aaah! |
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− | Carface! |
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− | Anne-Marie! |
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− | Take this |
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− | to 402 Maple street. |
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− | She has friends there. |
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− | They'll know what to do. |
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− | And hurry! |
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− | What's at |
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− | 402 Maple street? |
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− | Would ya just tell me |
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− | where it is? Please. |
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− | Charlie's in trouble, |
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− | And there's a little girl |
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− | real sick. |
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− | 402 Maple's over |
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− | by the firehouse. |
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− | Thanks. |
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− | What was that |
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− | all about? |
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− | Charlie's in trouble. |
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− | A little girl may die. |
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− | Well, tarnation! |
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− | Anne-Marie. |
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− | Anne-Marie. |
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− | Come on, squeaker. |
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− | Wake up! |
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− | I'm going to |
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− | get you out of here. |
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− | You are sick, |
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− | aren't you? |
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− | Just hold on, kiddo. |
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− | I'm going to take you |
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− | back to the wallet family. |
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− | Ha ha ha! |
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− | Hi, Charlie. |
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− | Isn't this just |
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− | the sweetest thing? |
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− | It is, boss. |
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− | It reminds me |
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− | Of when lassie |
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− | rescued-- |
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− | Shut up. |
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− | Take him, boys! |
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− | What is it, dear? |
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− | Dogs. |
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− | Where did they all |
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− | come from? |
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− | Harold! |
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− | Harold, |
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− | do something. |
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− | Ha ha ha! |
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− | So you see, Charlie, |
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− | This story has |
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− | a happy ending. |
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− | I keep the girl |
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− | and make a fortune, |
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− | And you... |
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− | you get to go |
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− | to heaven. |
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− | You don't want to go |
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− | to heaven, Charlie? |
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− | Abandon ship! |
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− | Let's get out of here! |
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− | # Ohh # |
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− | # Together # |
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− | Ha ha ha! |
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− | Ha ha ha! |
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− | Huh? |
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− | Ah! Ah! |
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− | Come on! |
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− | Aaah! |
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− | Ooh! |
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− | Grr! |
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− | Anne-Marie! |
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− | Anne-Marie! |
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− | Aaah! |
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− | Grrr! |
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− | Oow! |
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− | Aaah! |
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− | Aaah! |
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− | Whoa ho ha! |
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− | Whaaa! |
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− | Mmm! |
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− | Delicious! |
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− | Aah! |
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− | Aah! |
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− | Anne-Marie! |
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− | You can make it! |
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− | You can make it, |
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− | kid! |
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− | Ooh! |
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− | Charlie. |
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− | Mmm. |
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− | Oh, squeaker. |
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− | I'm sorry. |
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− | I'm so very sorry. |
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− | Charlie. |
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− | Charlie. |
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− | Charlie. |
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− | Charlie. |
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− | You can come home now. |
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− | You said I-- |
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− | Charlie, you gave |
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− | your life for her. |
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− | Come home. |
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− | What about Anne-Marie? |
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− | Say good-bye, Charlie. |
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− | Charlie. |
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− | Yeah, it's me. |
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− | How you feeling, |
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− | kid? |
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− | Ok. How are you? |
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− | Well... |
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− | I've come to say |
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− | good-bye. |
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− | Where are you going? |
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− | Just on |
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− | a little trip. |
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− | Listen, squeaker, I want you |
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− | to do something for me. |
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− | Uh-Huh. |
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− | I want you |
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− | to take care of itchy, |
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− | Ya know, |
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− | just while I'm gone. |
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− | You've got a home now, |
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− | And he doesn't |
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− | have anybody. |
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− | Don't worry, Charlie, |
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− | I will. |
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− | Great. |
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− | Well...ahem! |
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− | Good-Bye, |
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− | little buddy. |
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− | Oh, Charlie, |
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− | I'll miss you. |
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− | Yeah...well... |
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− | I'll miss you, too, |
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− | squeaker. |
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− | Now you go to sleep, |
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− | huh? |
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− | Charlie, will i |
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− | ever see you again? |
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− | Sure. |
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− | Sure you will, kid. |
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− | You know, good-byes |
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− | aren't forever. |
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− | Then good-bye, |
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− | Charlie. |
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− | I love you. |
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− | Yeah. |
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− | I love you, too. |
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− | Charlie, come home. |
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− | Hold it! |
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− | I know we're dead up here, |
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− | but so's the music! |
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− | Heat it up a little. |
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− | Honey, |
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− | you know it! |
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− | That's nice. |
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− | That's nice. |
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− | # Hallelujah # |
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− | Aaah! |
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− | I'll get that gator |
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− | If it's the last thing |
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− | i do! |
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− | Touch that clock, |
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− | And you can never |
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− | come back. |
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− | Shut up! |
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− | I said! |
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− | Touch that clock, |
||
− | And you can never |
||
− | come back! |
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− | He'll be back. |
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− | # Everybody # |
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− | # Come on # |
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− | # Come on and join |
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− | the singing # |
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− | # Hallelujah # |
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− | # Hallelujah, hallelujah |
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− | # Now we're singing # |
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− | # Hey, baby # |
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− | # Sing it, baby # |
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− | # Hallelujah # |
||
− | # Hallelujah, hallelujah |
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− | # Now they're cooking # |
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− | # They're really cooking |
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− | # Cooking, partner # |
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− | # Hallelujah # |
||
− | # Hallelujah, hallelujah |
||
− | # Hallelujah, hallelujah |
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− | # Let's make this music |
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− | last forever # |
||
− | # Hallelujah # |
||
− | Ha ha ha! |
||
− | Honey, I'm so glad |
||
− | you've come to stay! |
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− | # Now I know |
||
− | you're safe here in my heart # |
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− | # You will always be |
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− | with me # |
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− | # We'll never be apart # |
||
− | # Never knew how strong |
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− | my love could be # |
||
− | # You're the one |
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− | I've waited for # |
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− | # Now you're home |
||
− | # I believe # |
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− | # Love survives |
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− | beyond our lives # |
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− | # I feel those ties |
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− | growing stronger # |
||
− | # Growing stronger # |
||
− | # Love survives |
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− | the tears we've cried # |
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− | # Yes, love # |
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− | # Survives it all # |
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− | # Love survives it all # |
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− | # Mmm mmmm # |
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− | # Even when we want |
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− | to run and hide # |
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− | # Love comes in # |
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− | # To pull us through |
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− | # From deep inside # |
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− | # Oh, the magic # |
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− | # The magic # |
||
− | # Has made us who we are # |
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− | # Who we are |
||
− | # Don't you see |
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− | we've come so far? # |
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− | # Take my hand # |
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− | # You made me |
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− | understand # |
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− | # Love survives |
||
− | beyond our lives # |
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− | # I feel those ties |
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− | growing stronger # |
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− | # Growing stronger # |
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− | # Love survives |
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− | the tears we've cried # |
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− | # Yes, love # |
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− | # Survives it all # |
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− | # Love survives it all # |
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− | # Love survives |
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− | beyond our lives # |
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− | # Oh, I feel those ties |
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− | growing stronger # |
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− | # Growing stronger # |
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− | # Love survives |
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− | the tears we've cried # |
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− | # Yes, love # |
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− | # Survives it all # |
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− | # Love survives it all # |
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− | # Love survives it all # |
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+ | Charlie: (finishes |
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+ | singing) |
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+ | |||
+ | Annabelle: Charlie! |
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+ | (however was too late as Charlie went back to Earth) You can never come back! |
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+ | |||
+ | (Back on Earth) |
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+ | |||
+ | Charlie: I'm alive. |
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+ | Annabelle's Voice: |
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+ | Charlie, you can never come back. You can never come-- |
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+ | Charlie: (angrily closes the lid as he heard thunder) Oh! (whimpers) |
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Revision as of 22:16, 6 September 2018
(United Artist logo)
(A film starts with a sign reads "Goldcrest Presents" before fading to underground tunnel with a tapping noise is heard)
Male voice-over: Itchy, A few more degrees to the left! Now! Tap! (the screen fades to black) No, no! Your other left! That's it! Keep coming, keep coming! You're almost through!
Itchy: (voice-over) Du-ha....
(the screen fades to the different side of the tunnel before it fades to black again which it reveals "A Sullivan Bluth Ireland Ltd. Production")
Male voice-over: Itchy, what is it?
Itchy: (voice-over) Idgi...idgi...ho...
Itchy: (voice-over) Idgi...how...
Male voice-over: Well, don't stop now.
Itchy: Hi...yee...idihominee... ah...AH...CHOO!
Male voice-over: (dryly) Terrific.
Itchy: (voice-over) I'm sorry, boss. I got dirt in my nose. Di...di...ow...
Male voice-over: You gonna do it again?
Itchy: (as the screen flicks on by a light to reveal Itchy, who is a dachshund) Doh...stand back. I...eee... feel... (the light flick to black) another... (light flicks back on) eee...eee... (flicks off) AH-CHOO!!!
(The llight flicks back on to see Itchy zips forward to the nearby pipe)
Male voice-over: Itchy, you're a genius!
(flicks back to black)
Itchy: (voice-over) Thanks,boss.
Male voice-over: I'm glad to see you. (the sign on screen appears and reads "A Don Bluth Film") Where are you? (bumps to something) Ow! What was that?
Itchy: (voice-over) Adga--Ooh. It's a pipe. (a light flick on where we see Itchy moves a light on his hat up and down behind a pipe) Here I am, Charlie. You're okay?
Charlie: (voice-over) Shh! Shh! Shh! I'm okay.
(the screen fades back to black for a second until it, again, fades back where Itchy turns on the TBD to cut through a metal pipe)
Itchy: Where are you?
Charlie: Aah! No! Don't! Don't! Put that out. (Itchy turns off the TBD off as the screen fades to black) What, are you trying to kill me?
Itchy: (voice-over before it fades to It Itchy holding up a TBD) I'm so sorry, boss, but the pipe-- Here, let me try this.
Charlie: Carefully, Itchy. I think that might be a water main.
Itchy: No, Charlie. Water mains are green. This is red.
Charlie: You're color-blind. You've always been color-blind.
Itchy: That's true, but this is green.
Charlie: It's red.
Itchy: Red? (starts drilling as the water explodes out of the main, causing a huge fountain of water spreading all over the dog pound)
Man 1: (voice-over) Busted water main!
Man 2: (voice-over) Hit the lights!
Man 3: (voice-over) Call command central!
(Underground, everything is shaking and the title wave of water comes down towards Charlie and Itchy)
Itchy: Ooh! Look out!
(two runs from the title wave before the camera then cuts back to the pound where searchlights randomly moves around to investigate)
Man 1: (voice-over) Shine the light over there! No, over there!
(the camera cuts to Charlie and Itchy struggles to get out of the hole before a light spots them)
Charlie: Aah! Itchy!
Itchy: Oh, whoa! Whoa!
(gunshot. Frantically, the two dogs pops out from the hole and hides under a truck)
Charlie: Let's get out of here!
Itchy: Sorry, Charlie. I think--
Charlie: Don't think! From now on, I'll think!
Itchy: Okay, you think about-- (gunshot at Itchy's tools) Whoa! MY STUFF!
Charlie: Forget the stuff! I'll buy you more stuff!
Itchy: Wait! My drill!
(but the gunshot blasts Itchy's TBD)
Charlie: Oh, come on! Ooh! (Itchy climbs under and hangs on to Charlie as he runs before Itchy looses his grip and falls down itching in a panic) Itchy. Not now! Don't-- (Charlie launches and grabs Itchy after dodging a gunshot) Don't! Not now! (he pushes Itchy for a slid before hitting a gate with tunnel underneath)
Itchy: (still scratching himself) I can't help it, Charlie. I itch when I'm nervous!
Charlie: Well, don't be nervous.
Itchy: Just scratch this.
(The two dog ducks as a gunshot blasts through the gate)
Charlie: It's not worth it being with you! (the duo crawls under the fance through the tunnel) Pull this! Pull this! Ah, pull this.
Itchy: Yah! Whoa! Just a minute! (finally the two climbs out to escape the pound) Are you okay?
Charlie: Come on!
(Afterwards, the two dog are finally free as the ran away from the pound while dodging gunshots. After Charlie and Itchy runs away from sight, a title logo "All Dogs Go to Heaven" appears on the screen before a halo drops above the "H")
Itchy: (voice-over; to Charlie) You're such a grouch!
(Then a halo drops on a logo. Meanwhile a camera cuts to a swamp and slowly pans left to an abandon ship, which is a casino)
Voice-over: On your marks? Get set..... (gunshot as the sign reads New Orleans, Louisiana, 1939 on screen) AND THEY'RE OFF!
(The scene cuts inside the casino where we watch a group of rats, including a small rat named Squad car behind them, racing, by chasing a piece of cheese on the TBD and the the audience of dogs cheers and roars)
Dog Caster: (fast-talking as announcing) It's a spectacular line-up With mighty Morris taking an early lead. Rat o' war is second by a head, And secretary rat trails by a half. What an amazing race, ladies and gentlemen! Out of the turn, it's mighty Morris, With rat o' war charging up from behind. In the second turn, Mighty Morris and rat o' war fight it out While squad car trails the pack. Now it's rat o' war by a nose. Secretary rat is second by a head, With mighty Morris back at third--But wait. Squad car is making his move in the rear. He tries to the right. He tries to the left. But it's no good, folks. It's rat-Eat-Rat out there, And they're just not gonna let him through. But what's this? Squad car's coming through the middle. (Squad car runs between those two big rats, as they then come close together to stop him) Oh! He's caught in a pinch! Oh, my gosh! (Squad car escapes from the pinch and went for a ride) But now he's climbing out, And he's riding on top of cheezewhiz! (the rats runs over the loop like a rollercoaster) And into the loop-The-Loop, it's squad car on cheezewhiz Bringing up the rear as they enter the oil slick. (the large rats slips on a puddle of dark tar) Oh! Oh, my gosh! Look out! What's this? (Squad car hops one big to another to reach the front) Squad car playing hopscotch in the back stretch. Sixth! Fifth! Fourth! Third! I don't believe it! Into the obstacle, squad car takes the lead! So it's squad car by a length, Rat o' war second by a head, cheezewhiz moving into third. (As the rats runs towards the mattress with springs sticking out where Squad car hops one of them to another, but getting caught by one string) But wait a minute! He's...he's...he's... he's stuck! Squad car is stuck. (hence the big rats hop passing Squad car) What a nightmare! What a minute! (Squad car grabs one of the big rat's tail) It's squad car by a tail. Oh, my gosh! Look out! What's this? (Squad car finally escapes as he fling himself out leaving a big rat behind on a ground, until he flies over the other big rats to the finish line before them) It's squad car springing to the finish! (a large paw grabs Squad car and the big rats runs also pass the finish line, where they been sent back to the cages below) What an incredible race! (an officer dog gave a wreath to Squad car and give him a kiss for his victory) Squad car, rat race's shortest long shot, Takes the roses in the upset of the week. Who would have guessed? (The dog aidance cheers and boos) But don't go away, folks. We've got more action coming up.
Dog 1: (to another dog) If you ask me, I think the house is rigged.
Dog 2: (sadly rip of a ticket) That does it for me. I'm busted.
Dog 3: This will be one To tell your grand puppies about.
Chihuahua Gambler: (happily bring his ticket to a booth) Hee hee! I win! Hee hee! Hee hee!
Bulldog: (hands a chihuahua a rotten piece of steak) Here you go. (chuckles)
Chihuahua Gambler: (sniffs) Ooh! Bad meat!
Dog 4: (to a ddoberman) What's the odds on terrible tom?
Doberman: Terrible.
Dog 4: Well, then, give me large mike to win. (gets a ticket and leaves)
Dog 5: (drops a broken dog collar on a desk) Large mike to win!
Doberman: (throws a collar on a floor) No markers, tailpipe. Come back when you got some food.
Dog Caster: And they're off! It's a Rat-Eat-Rat world out there As large mike takes the lead--
Charlie: (howling) Hi, guys! What do you know? What do you say?
Itchy: What do you say? What do you know?
Charlie: Itchy, do we detect a look of surprise here?
Itchy: Maybe we should go out and come back in again.
Charlie: Ha ha ha ha!
Smiley: Charlie? Ain't you supposed to be on death row?
Charlie: No, I ain't supposed to be on death row.
Itchy: I got him out.
Charlie, Itchy, and the Dogs: (sings You Can't Keep a Good Dog Down while Killer enters and saw Charlie and Itchy)
(Meanwhile)
Killer: It's him, boss. I don't get it. Mr. Carface, I know what you're thinking, But I don't know nothin' about this. We set him up for good.
Carface: Killer, I do not wish that I should share 50% of the business with my partner Charlie.
Killer: You want that I should go squeeze his head with the pliers?
Carface: Killer, that is no way to treat an old friend. Friends must be handled in a friendly and businesslike way.
Charlie: Carface! Ha ha ha! Hey, Carface, you decent? Ha ha ha!
Carface: Charlie! Oh, is it really you?
Charlie: Is it really me? Is it really you? Hey, you've put on a little weight. I told you to stay off sweets. This place is looking okay-- A little gauche, but okay. You know, partner, I'm proud of you, But the customers ain't laughin'.
Carface: Gamblers are never happy, Charlie. You know that.
Charlie: Yeah, but I've been thinking. What this place needs, besides new curtains, Is some class, culture, choreography, And some influence of the theater. Dancing girls. What do you say?
Carface: Charlie, times has changed. I've changed, you've changed.
Charlie: What are you talking about? I haven't changed.
Carface: Charlie, you done time. That's not good for business.
Charlie: What are you saying?
Carface: You are a dog with a record.
Charlie: I was framed!
Carface: I know that. You're like a brother to me. That's why...why...
Charlie: Why what?
Carface: We need to split up the partnership.
Charlie: What? Are you out of your mind?
Carface: They'll be looking for you, Charlie. And what's the first place they're gonna look? Here. Here! I don't like it, Charlie, But it's for our own good.
(Meanwhile)
Carface's Men 1: Did it eat yet?
Carface's Men 2: Yeah, it ate, But how come I got to feed Carface's little monster?
Itchy: Huh! Monster!
Killer: Come on, dogs, you've got a job to do. Carface wants you to get rid of Charlie.
Itchy: Charlie? Oh. Oh! Ooh! Ah! Charlie! They're going to kill you, Charlie! Charlie, they're going to kill you!
(Back with Charlie and Carface)
Carface: So, we'll set you up somewheres Where they don't know you.
Charlie: Yeah? Go on.
Carface: 50% of this is yours, right? Charlie, take it. You want a cut of the steaks?
Charlie: T-Bones?
Carface: Sure.
Charlie: Porterhouse.
Carface: And one half of the mignons.
Charlie: This is sounding better all the time.
Carface: Then it's a deal?
Charlie: Well... deal. Put her there. Ha ha ha!
Carface: Ha ha ha! Boys, listen up! My former partner wishes to announce That he is going into business for himself.
Killer: You heard the boss.
Carface: Shut up! Boys, to the Mardi Gras!
(At the Mardi Gras)
Itchy: Charlie? Uh, Charlie? Ooh! Ouch! Watch those heels, lady.
(Meanwhile)
Carface: And I am sure that I speak for every dog amongst us in wishing you the best of luck in your new venture. And now, as a token of our esteem, we are presenting to you this lucky gold watch! Heh heh heh.
Charlie: Ha ha ha! Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Dogs: No, you can't keep a good dog...
Carface: Killer.
Killer: Uh-Huh.
Carface: Take Charlie out back for the big surprise.
Killer: Surprise? What surprise, boss?
Carface: The big... surprise.
Killer: Oh, ho ho! You mean... that surprise? Oh... oh...
Carface: You moron.
Dogs: Doggy...
Charlie: Hee hee hee! You're the doggonedest pal a swell could ever have. Ha ha. I love you guys. You want to sing with me?
Itchy: Charlie!
(Meanwhile)
Charlie: You can't keep a good-- Do you know this? You can't keep a good dog down
Killer: This is the mark. Stay here, and don't peek.
Charlie: I've been fat and thin I've been out, been in...
Killer: Boss! Ha ha ha!
Carface: Shut up.
Killer: Ooh!
Carface: Good-Bye, Charlie. Heh heh heh!
Killer: Boss, can I help you push the car? Please?
Itchy: Charlie!
Killer: Ha ha ha. Huh huh!
Carface: Killer, shut up!
Charlie: Can't keep a good dog Dooooooooown! (suddenly got hit by a car)
(Meanwhile)
Charlie: Huh! Where am I?
Annabelle: This is the great hall of judgment.
Charlie: Judgment?!
Annabella: Oh, not to worry, Charlie. You'll go to heaven. All dogs go to heaven Because, unlike people, Dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind.
Charlie: That's true.
Annabelle and Charlie: (sings Let Me Be Surprised as Charlie realized he was dead)
Charlie: Listen! My time's not up yet.
Annabelle: Oh, it is. There's no mistake about that. We know everything.
Charlie: Murdered in the prime of my life! That Carface, I'll kill him. Hey, this must be the watch department.
Annabelle: You might call it that. See, this watch is your life... and it's stopped.
Charlie: Well, can't you just wind it up or something?
Annabelle: And send you back? Oh, no, no, no. No one's ever allowed to go back. Put your paw right here.
Charlie: What's that for?
Annabelle: For our book of records. Everything about you that was or will be Is right here.
Charlie: Oh, isn't that wonderful? I love it here. You mean there's no surprises or anything?
Annabelle: Oh, no, no, no. We know everything.
Charlie: That's just lovely. The clouds, the grass, the air.
Annabelle: Heaven is a wonderful place! Charlie: Yeah. No surprises, huh? Say... would you like to dance? You mean if I'm waiting for an inside straight up here, I'd know in advance whether I filled it?
Annabelle: We know how it all turns out.
Charlie: You must have studied dancing. You have natural rhythm, unusual for a whippet.
Annabelle: Oh, I'm getting dizzy! Charlie: Everything is so lovely here-- So planned, so ordered. That's what's driving me crazy.
Charlie and Annabelle: (continues to sing Let Me Be Surprise as Charlie winds up the watch)
Annabelle: Charlie, what are you doing?
Charlie: (continues singing)
Annabelle: What's that you have behind your back?
Charlie: (continues singing)
Annabelle: Charlie, don't wind that watch!
Charlie: (finishes singing)
Annabelle: Charlie! (however was too late as Charlie went back to Earth) You can never come back!
(Back on Earth)
Charlie: I'm alive.
Annabelle's Voice: Charlie, you can never come back. You can never come--
Charlie: (angrily closes the lid as he heard thunder) Oh! (whimpers)